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cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:18 am

I pick cockroaches.

And they're the only thing that could survive to a nuclear explosion. Along with twinkies.

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:03 am

I see you guys are playing 25 way version of Rock-Paper-Scissors...

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Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:10 am

Spruce Moose wrote:I see you guys are playing 25 way version of Rock-Paper-Scissors...
Online Version

I see this one is just as arbitrary as the original. I mean, a sponge beats a nuke? Sure Elaine might say so, but who else? Perhaps warring countries could just have wet sponge fights?

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:19 am

Well, let them explain it:

"Cleans nuke". Somehow, I doubt that's making you feel any better.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:49 pm

Jaydee wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:
mountainmage wrote:hey, moses so totally called dibs.
In fact, his god did for him. And that doesn't count.
I have four brothers, they're younger but are so sneaky.

"I called it before you, i called it in my head! I GET THE LAST CAKE!"

But they still can't call dibs fo someone else. That would be unacceptable.*

*and after all, the earth was made by God 6000 years ago and dinosaures** walked the earth freely with man.
**So, maybe they called dibs.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:51 pm

Spruce Moose wrote:I see you guys are playing 25 way version of Rock-Paper-Scissors...
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No. They forgot my twinkies.*

*and sorry for the double post.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:15 am

Spruce Moose wrote:Well, let them explain it:

"Cleans nuke". Somehow, I doubt that's making you feel any better.

Precisely. That said, I would think that scissors could beat nuke. I've seen enough "cut the blue wire" movies to know that.
And doesn't cleaning a gun actually make it fire better or at least more reliably?
If the alien shoots lightning, shouldn't it beat everything it does and everything lightning does?
How does a bowl, which was once made of rock, then beat rock? Shouldn't it be at least a tie?
Non-belief in the devil beats him? Well, then... my snake doesn't believe in nuclear weapons.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it. Most of their explanations are adequate for my liking, except that there are many that I would think would end in a tie. Well, that is, if you left out the alien. Force field? Honestly. You throw that in, alien can beat everything.

your_face · Post by **your_face** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:45 am

The Israeli Palestine conflict started when Jews were like "yo, gimme dis land, y'all" and then the Palestinian inhabitants were like "lol no"
so the Jews called "shotgun" on the land!
but then the Palestinians called "double barrel shotgun"!
The Jews were almost defeated but they had one more trick up their sleeves.
The Jews called "double barrel laser shotgun", which would win them the land under conventional rules.

However, double barrel laser shotguns have been outlawed in Palestine since King Palestine the First gave birth to one by accident.

That is why there is conflict in Israel/Palestine.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:35 pm

Jaydee wrote:The title of my Israel/Palestine dispute paper:
Stop worrying about what you JiHAD and start focusing on what you JiWANT.

Stop using up all the creativity and save some for the rest of us!

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:44 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
Jaydee wrote:The title of my Israel/Palestine dispute paper:
Stop worrying about what you JiHAD and start focusing on what you JiWANT.
Pass up the drugs!

There, i fixed it for you.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:19 am

yeah i could use a nickel of "creativity"