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Should I bring Mutton chops back?

Yep! But I'm only saying this because I like that Justin Timberlake song of similar lyrics!
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Yeah! You'd be like a fucking god to me!
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Totally! If you did, you'd be practically smothering yourself in willing vaginas!
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Yes! I guess?
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Go for your life! I don't care, I'll be laughing no matter the outcome! Gosh, I'm jolly!
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Probably not the best idea you've had, Simon.. I think it may be a flight of fancy. You should ponder that for a while and come back to me when you've got the answer you think is best. It isn't a good idea to rush decisions like this.
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What are you retarded? You got a brain tumour or something? That's fucking stupid.
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That's the worst idea you've ever had! Even though I only know you sparingly through an internet forum and this might be the first idea I've ever heard of yours... Worst!
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I will rape everyone you've ever loved, Simon.. The Muttonchops are a good idea though. Gosh darnit your brother is attractive.
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That's stupid! You're stupid! I'm fairly certain this poll option isn't even needed! But I'll waste my vote on it anyway! Wheeeeeeee.
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Should I bring it back? Should I bring THEM back?

Postby Simon. » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:53 pm

Totally thinkin' about it! Bringing Mutton chops back, that is. You know the old facial hair style? You can't deny it's fantastic. Only problem is, it would take me like, seriously a year to grow my facial hair to about 3-4 cm long. At which point they would be official Mutton Chops. But the respect I would command would be ludicrous. The choice is YOURS!

But really it's mine.
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Postby ruotwocone » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:09 pm

i'm pretty sure mutton chops never went out of style, but i still approve of the idea (or maybe they did go out of style in oz, and you can successfully bring class back to the land that crime built)
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Postby TwoBuy » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:51 pm

Mmmm... Mutton.
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Postby we_are_138 » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:03 am

You should do it.. I just have puny* sideburns im not brave enough for the muttons.


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Postby epoch » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:00 pm

mine are glorious.

I feel like a manly man.
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Postby TwoBuy » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:46 pm

epoch wrote:I feel like a manly man.


It's true; he does.
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Postby epoch » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:02 pm

I forgot about that picture... 8)
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Postby wolf » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:01 pm

Mutton chops are the greatest ever! If I could I would.
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Postby GirlsDontDoThat » Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:58 am

Oh man!

So this one time I was walking along the harbor looking for some taffy when I saw this man. This man had, possibly the largest mutton chops ever. They stood out a good 3 inches from his face, this man had absolutely no peripheral vision. But he had, possibly two of the hottest chicks on the east coast, one on each arm.

Mutton chops = Chick Magnet.

Go for the chops.
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Postby Simon. » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:17 am

Fortunately your rampant threadomancy is pretty on track. I have some fledgling mutton chops on at the moment. I've grown them and shaved them off when they got out of control about 3 times since starting this thread. They're not very impressive, I let them get to about an inch and a bit before getting rid of them. Because then they cease looking cool, and my face looks like a large smoothed testicle*.

*EDIT* Also, walkin' along the harbor for some taffy? Do people actually do that? You Americanies and your things.

*With eyes and a mouth and nose and ears etc. Looks like pubes, is my point.
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Postby GirlsDontDoThat » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:27 am

Simon. wrote:Fortunately your rampant threadomancy is pretty on track. I have some fledgling mutton chops on at the moment. I've grown them and shaved them off when they got out of control about 3 times since starting this thread. They're not very impressive, I let them get to about an inch and a bit before getting rid of them. Because then they cease looking cool, and my face looks like a large smoothed testicle*.

*EDIT* Also, walkin' along the harbor for some taffy? Do people actually do that? You Americanies and your things.

*With eyes and a mouth and nose and ears etc. Looks like pubes, is my point.


The chops turn us women folk on for some reason.

And I wasn't looking for taffy for me. it was for a friend, I swear. I don't touch the stuff.
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Postby Simon. » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:44 pm

CHUPDATE.

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Yep, they're hardly Super Winners. But they get the job done. Glistening chops. Although I do look rather dashing at certain stages throughout.
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Also they need to go soon, they start getting annoying after too long, and look Reaaaaalllly seedy. I'll draw you a picture in paint. SEEE.
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Postby mountainmage » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:17 pm

i'll take a stein of mead with those chops any day!*


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Postby TwoBuy » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:57 pm

Simon. wrote:Also they need to go soon


I was always under the impression that Aussies "shaved" with gasoline and a match just because they could. Any validity?
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