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Totally thinkin' about it! Bringing Mutton chops back, that is. You know the old facial hair style? You can't deny it's fantastic. Only problem is, it would take me like, seriously a year to grow my facial hair to about 3-4 cm long. At which point they would be official Mutton Chops. But the respect I would command would be ludicrous. The choice is YOURS!

But really it's mine.

i'm pretty sure mutton chops never went out of style, but i still approve of the idea (or maybe they did go out of style in oz, and you can successfully bring class back to the land that crime built)

Mmmm... Mutton.

You should do it.. I just have puny* sideburns im not brave enough for the muttons.


*God-like.

mine are glorious.

I feel like a manly man.

epoch wrote:I feel like a manly man.

It's true; he does.

I forgot about that picture...

Mutton chops are the greatest ever! If I could I would.

Oh man!

So this one time I was walking along the harbor looking for some taffy when I saw this man. This man had, possibly the largest mutton chops ever. They stood out a good 3 inches from his face, this man had absolutely no peripheral vision. But he had, possibly two of the hottest chicks on the east coast, one on each arm.

Mutton chops = Chick Magnet.

Go for the chops.

Fortunately your rampant threadomancy is pretty on track. I have some fledgling mutton chops on at the moment. I've grown them and shaved them off when they got out of control about 3 times since starting this thread. They're not very impressive, I let them get to about an inch and a bit before getting rid of them. Because then they cease looking cool, and my face looks like a large smoothed testicle*.

*EDIT* Also, walkin' along the harbor for some taffy? Do people actually do that? You Americanies and your things.

*With eyes and a mouth and nose and ears etc. Looks like pubes, is my point.

Simon. wrote:Fortunately your rampant threadomancy is pretty on track. I have some fledgling mutton chops on at the moment. I've grown them and shaved them off when they got out of control about 3 times since starting this thread. They're not very impressive, I let them get to about an inch and a bit before getting rid of them. Because then they cease looking cool, and my face looks like a large smoothed testicle*.

*EDIT* Also, walkin' along the harbor for some taffy? Do people actually do that? You Americanies and your things.

*With eyes and a mouth and nose and ears etc. Looks like pubes, is my point.

The chops turn us women folk on for some reason.

And I wasn't looking for taffy for me. it was for a friend, I swear. I don't touch the stuff.

CHUPDATE.


Yep, they're hardly Super Winners. But they get the job done. Glistening chops. Although I do look rather dashing at certain stages throughout.

Also they need to go soon, they start getting annoying after too long, and look Reaaaaalllly seedy. I'll draw you a picture in paint. SEEE.


You should grow your own. TRUST.

i'll take a stein of mead with those chops any day!*


*not really.

Simon. wrote:Also they need to go soon

I was always under the impression that Aussies "shaved" with gasoline and a match just because they could. Any validity?