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There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:45 am

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Postby Society » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:16 am

That is indeed an awesome t-shirt.
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Postby Jesster » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:35 pm

And makes no sense in a decimal world.

And technichally, since we're talking binary, it's not ten. It's one zero. So the t-shirt makes sense if the ten is written as 10, but as a word, is most pointless, as the number one in front of the zero is representative of two, so it would still be two people, written as a word.
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Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:16 pm

Jesster wrote:And makes no sense in a decimal world.

And technichally, since we're talking binary, it's not ten. It's one zero. So the t-shirt makes sense if the ten is written as 10, but as a word, is most pointless, as the number one in front of the zero is representative of two, so it would still be two people, written as a word.


Wow. You really ripped all the fun out of that joke, now didn't you?
I know it is two, and I know it would've been ridiculous if I would've written out "ten". This is why the joke only works when written, and can't be orally transmitted.
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Postby Jesster » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:07 am

I just thought it'd be funny for once to treat a joke on this board as a serious thign, when quite often we treat serious things (Flancer) as a joke.
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Postby GreenCrayon » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:40 pm

It reminds me of that joke about why programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas.
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Postby wolf » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:11 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:It reminds me of that joke about why programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas.


I never heard that one before. How does it go?
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Postby Jesster » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:10 am

Because their date bar was set to Tokyo, rather than PST.
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Postby TwoBuy » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:56 am

wolf wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:It reminds me of that joke about why programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas.


I never heard that one before. How does it go?


Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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Postby hawhaw1267 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:23 pm

NO!

There are actually 10 people in this world, and I will list all 10.

1) Me
2) You
3) The kind of people who know exactly what to order at Starbucks Coffee. I mean, WTF dude, WTF!
4) Samus Aran
5) Fat Mexicans who can't spell right
6) Midgets
7) People who like to buy children toys to collect them just to have sex.
8 ) Your mom who died in a trash compactor
9) AquaJerk
10) GreenCrayon (Vote for him)
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Postby tucker » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:33 pm

HAY!!!! iyme on thiss list tue, iyme nomber fiyve
huh?
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Postby GreenCrayon » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:42 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:There are actually 10 people in this world, and I will list all 10.


I made it onto that list at least 3 times. That makes me extra, extra real, right?
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Postby tucker » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:01 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:There are actually 10 people in this world, and I will list all 10.


I made it onto that list at least 3 times. That makes me extra, extra real, right?


well that all depends...

GreenCrayon wrote:Depends on what?


so glad you asked! it all depends on how long you've been a pedophile
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Postby GreenCrayon » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:22 pm

tucker wrote:so glad you asked! it all depends on how long you've been a pedophile


Woah, who rubbed Nackle in your vagina? Enhance your calm, tucker.

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Postby we_are_138 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:55 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
Woah, who rubbed Nackle in your vagina? Enhance your calm, tucker.



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