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There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:45 am
by Lethal Interjection
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000101001001110101011011000110010101110011001000010010000100100001

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:16 am
by Society
That is indeed an awesome t-shirt.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:35 pm
by Jesster
And makes no sense in a decimal world.

And technichally, since we're talking binary, it's not ten. It's one zero. So the t-shirt makes sense if the ten is written as 10, but as a word, is most pointless, as the number one in front of the zero is representative of two, so it would still be two people, written as a word.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:16 pm
by Lethal Interjection
Jesster wrote:And makes no sense in a decimal world.

And technichally, since we're talking binary, it's not ten. It's one zero. So the t-shirt makes sense if the ten is written as 10, but as a word, is most pointless, as the number one in front of the zero is representative of two, so it would still be two people, written as a word.


Wow. You really ripped all the fun out of that joke, now didn't you?
I know it is two, and I know it would've been ridiculous if I would've written out "ten". This is why the joke only works when written, and can't be orally transmitted.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:07 am
by Jesster
I just thought it'd be funny for once to treat a joke on this board as a serious thign, when quite often we treat serious things (Flancer) as a joke.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:40 pm
by GreenCrayon
It reminds me of that joke about why programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:11 pm
by wolf
GreenCrayon wrote:It reminds me of that joke about why programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas.


I never heard that one before. How does it go?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:10 am
by Jesster
Because their date bar was set to Tokyo, rather than PST.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:56 am
by TwoBuy
wolf wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:It reminds me of that joke about why programmers confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas.


I never heard that one before. How does it go?


Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:23 pm
by hawhaw1267
NO!

There are actually 10 people in this world, and I will list all 10.

1) Me
2) You
3) The kind of people who know exactly what to order at Starbucks Coffee. I mean, WTF dude, WTF!
4) Samus Aran
5) Fat Mexicans who can't spell right
6) Midgets
7) People who like to buy children toys to collect them just to have sex.
8 ) Your mom who died in a trash compactor
9) AquaJerk
10) GreenCrayon (Vote for him)

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:33 pm
by tucker
HAY!!!! iyme on thiss list tue, iyme nomber fiyve

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:42 pm
by GreenCrayon
hawhaw1267 wrote:There are actually 10 people in this world, and I will list all 10.


I made it onto that list at least 3 times. That makes me extra, extra real, right?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:01 pm
by tucker
GreenCrayon wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:There are actually 10 people in this world, and I will list all 10.


I made it onto that list at least 3 times. That makes me extra, extra real, right?


well that all depends...

GreenCrayon wrote:Depends on what?


so glad you asked! it all depends on how long you've been a pedophile

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:22 pm
by GreenCrayon
tucker wrote:so glad you asked! it all depends on how long you've been a pedophile


Woah, who rubbed Nackle in your vagina? Enhance your calm, tucker.

I don't have sex with children, I have sex with toys.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:55 pm
by we_are_138
GreenCrayon wrote:
Woah, who rubbed Nackle in your vagina? Enhance your calm, tucker.



Intestines have just been jostled free By the five minute laugh fest that ensued.