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Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:44 am**

TwoBuy wrote:
mountainmage wrote:
TwoBuy wrote: If you go to a party with a pink tie on your neck and a beautiful woman on your arm, the only people making fun of the tie are the ones jealous about the woman.
Perfect.

Still, my guideline is "Would Jesus do it?". And he would under no circumstances wear a pink tie. Ever.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:41 pm**

Jaydee wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:Still, my guideline is "Would Jesus do it?". And he would under no circumstances wear a pink tie. Ever.
... so you would wear a dress? and not a pink tie?

I also now expect you to die in a way that benefits me. The glass plate that rotates in my microwave broke. I guess you could die to get me a new one of those.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:57 pm**

Jaydee wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:
TwoBuy wrote: Perfect.
Still, my guideline is "Would Jesus do it?". And he would under no circumstances wear a pink tie. Ever.
... so you would wear a dress? and not a pink tie?

That or refer to the second version... "What would Chuck Norris do?"* wich better embodies this particular question.

*Basically bad acting and growing a beard.**
**And sure, i'd do that.

And twobuy, material isn't important... I'll get you a pass for heaven instead... The one you wouldn't have won by yourself...

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:58 pm**

Jaydee wrote:I'm dying to get a new couch before I die for a microwave plate thing, but I'm still curious as to how you broke that plate.

Sorry, that was a quote malfunction (which is hopefully now fixed). It was intended for Chez Wizard based on his comment that he bases all his decisions on what Jesus would have done.

And I have no idea about the plate. My wife did it while I was at work. It's a pretty thick plate too, so I was shocked as well. Wait, that's boring. I meant to say that it was a Brachiosaurus.

Posted: **Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:06 am**

At least they're not raptors.

Yet.

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:18 pm**

Jaydee wrote:People at my high school are stupid.

They thought that "colon sex" was the same as "oral sex"... because the esophagus is apparently the new colon.

And thus, the word "anal" is no more. It had a good run.

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:34 pm**

Jaydee wrote:People are stupid.

Fixed.

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:44 pm**

cheez.wiz wrote:I'd buy... your... butts.

Fixed. Perv.

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:51 am**

TwoBuy wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:I'd buy... your... butts.
Fixed. Perv.

mine is still better...

Point in case

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:53 pm**

Yeah, people are stupid. QED

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