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Lethal Interjection
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hawhaw1267 wrote:And...then I will prey for free sex. lol j/k.
I don't know if that spelling mistake was on purpose, but damned if it wasn't funny.

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hawhaw1267 wrote:But,yeah, seriously. I got my girlfriend a stuffed animal and I even stayed up last night baking brownies in the shape of a heart for her. Then I made a few cards since store bought cards are gay. And...then I will prey for free sex. lol j/k.
Yeah, obviously the sex isn't free after all that.
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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Lethal Interjection wrote:I don't know if that spelling mistake was on purpose, but damned if it wasn't funny.
OMG, I didn't even notice! Ha hahha
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:Yeah, obviously the sex isn't free after all that.
Not free, but it's a reduced rate.
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TwoBuy wrote:Uh, maybe because it's still today out. Hello.
Nah, it really isn't. Valentines day was yesterday, you're all lagging out. This is what you get for being in some silly timezone.
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Post by hawhaw1267 »

Some of you may think that was a spelling error* but it wasn't**! I actually have to prey for my sex, like every other animal out in the jungle.

* A very Hilarious error
** Actually it was.

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