Should i ask my toothbrush back?

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:42 pm

Fuck that. Don't ask for the toothbrush back; DEMAND it back. Tell her you'll take her to court if she doesn't give it to you. Then after she throws it at you screaming "Here's your #*(@ toothbrush, now get the F$(# out of my life!" you use it to clean a spot of dirt off your shoe and then drop it on her doorstep and walk away.

The bigger the deal you make about getting it back, the funnier this will be.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:44 am

I'd ask for it back, sharpen it into a shiv, and... Well, you know the rest.

Personally, I also have need for a new toothbrush. However I haven't been thrown out of any place.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:41 am

Not that it really matters any more though, I assume you'd have got it back or bought a new one a day or two afterwards? I couldn't really imagine you sitting there not brushing your teeth for a week until you get feedback from an internet forum. IF YOU BOUGHT A NEW ONE I WIN $10 FROM EVERYONE*.

*ALSO IF YOU GOT YOUR OLD ONE BACK.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:07 pm

Simon. wrote:Not that it really matters any more though, I assume you'd have got it back or bought a new one a day or two afterwards? I couldn't really imagine you sitting there not brushing your teeth for a week until you get feedback from an internet forum. IF YOU BOUGHT A NEW ONE I WIN $10 FROM EVERYONE*.

*ALSO IF YOU GOT YOUR OLD ONE BACK.

You lose in both cases. And i still brush my teeth. Since i had two places where i could possibly need brushing, my-ex's place and mine, i still have a toothbrush, but the complete weirdness of the situation is that i still don't know if i should or not place it on a list "of things i want back beyotch!".

Also, on the topic of moral dilemnas, should one fucking pay his subway entrance if his only goal is to throw himself in front of the first car? Discuss.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:45 pm

cheez.wiz wrote:Also, on the topic of moral dilemnas, should one fucking pay his subway entrance if his only goal is to throw himself in front of the first car? Discuss.

Definitely. It would be inconsiderate not to. I mean, if you are going to use the public transportation for such an action, the least you could do is give them some of your change. After all, they are going to have to clean up afterwards, and likely would lose considerable amounts of money by having to shut down the subway for a time. So you not paying your fare would be a real slap in the face, methinks.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:46 pm

so it's ok to commit suicide with someone else's gun, as long as you leave a card for a really good cleaning guy you know?

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:42 pm

mountainmage wrote:so it's ok to commit suicide with someone else's gun, as long as you leave a card for a really good cleaning guy you know?

Agreed, all good practical jokes (including suicide) should leave clean-up instructions.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:55 am

In case any of you wanted to know, i did not ask my toothbrush back.
She did, however, gave it back with some other stuff that she kinda hated.

Oh, and she kept my World according to Garp pocket edition even if she never even thought of reading it.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:20 am

What a bitch.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:50 am

I stick with my toothbrush into shiv idea.

Jaydee · Post by **Jaydee** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:12 pm

go to her house and thieve her toothbrushes.

a few nights later cut the bristles off and sprinkler them over her eyes.

When she wakes "BAM"

instant pain.*

*maybe you could just smear triple strength toothpaste across her eyeballs and steal your book thing or whatever back.