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Do we tell John about the futon?

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Yes. And make him buy you a new futon.
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Pissing on my futon

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So, last night my boyfriend and I invited our friend Kat over. With Kat came the dreaded John. And John brought Medieval Times Ryan. We were pretty trashed, so Kat left. Ryan took the couch and John took the futon.

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Yes, folks, that is indeed urine on my futon.

He didn't mention pissing on the futon, (Sam noticed it was wet and pissy whilst I was at work.) And we left when I did. So, either he was so drunk (and boy was he drunk) that he doesn't remember, or he does and was just too embarrassed to say anything. Now, do we tell him and embarrass the shit out of him, or not tell him but always secretly laugh at this?
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Forever he shall remain the name Piss Pants, up unto a point where his actions come above and beyond those of very pissy pants(and futons). For this the dead must be great(and reimbursed).
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I would totally ridicule him and make him pay for it. That is one huge, nasty piss-stain.
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Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.

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I'd say blackmail him. Didn't you want a pool? John can probably pay you one if you don't leak that picture in his family...
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Lethal Interjection wrote:Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.
Kat came over again last night. We decided the best way to do this was to buy him a card. It was a blank card with beer bottles on it.

Inside:

Dear John,

You pissed on my futon last night.

Love,
Bekah and Sam
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.
Kat came over again last night. We decided the best way to do this was to buy him a card. It was a blank card with beer bottles on it.

Inside:

Dear John,

You pissed on my futon last night.

Love,
Bekah and Sam
That's good. I like it. You should've included a bill, though.

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I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add :)
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I nominate this topic for "Best topic title evar."
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TwoBuy wrote:I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add :)
it'd be a waste of breath. he can't even afford taco bell.
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add :)
it'd be a waste of breath. he can't even afford taco bell.
I can't either*.


*Cause there are no taco bell in my area.**
**Plus, those concession licenses are fucking expensive...
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