Pissing on my futon
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Pissing on my futon
So, last night my boyfriend and I invited our friend Kat over. With Kat came the dreaded John. And John brought Medieval Times Ryan. We were pretty trashed, so Kat left. Ryan took the couch and John took the futon.
Yes, folks, that is indeed urine on my futon.
He didn't mention pissing on the futon, (Sam noticed it was wet and pissy whilst I was at work.) And we left when I did. So, either he was so drunk (and boy was he drunk) that he doesn't remember, or he does and was just too embarrassed to say anything. Now, do we tell him and embarrass the shit out of him, or not tell him but always secretly laugh at this?
Yes, folks, that is indeed urine on my futon.
He didn't mention pissing on the futon, (Sam noticed it was wet and pissy whilst I was at work.) And we left when I did. So, either he was so drunk (and boy was he drunk) that he doesn't remember, or he does and was just too embarrassed to say anything. Now, do we tell him and embarrass the shit out of him, or not tell him but always secretly laugh at this?
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Kat came over again last night. We decided the best way to do this was to buy him a card. It was a blank card with beer bottles on it.Lethal Interjection wrote:Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.
Inside:
Dear John,
You pissed on my futon last night.
Love,
Bekah and Sam
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That's good. I like it. You should've included a bill, though.GirlsDontDoThat wrote:Kat came over again last night. We decided the best way to do this was to buy him a card. It was a blank card with beer bottles on it.Lethal Interjection wrote:Wow. I don't really understand how people can get that drunk.
I would definitely confront him about it. I don't know if I would laugh at him, since I don't know him. And I would try to get him to pay for a new one, for sures.
Inside:
Dear John,
You pissed on my futon last night.
Love,
Bekah and Sam
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I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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I can't either*.GirlsDontDoThat wrote:it'd be a waste of breath. he can't even afford taco bell.TwoBuy wrote:I love that card. I'm laughing my ass of right now. I agree the bill would be a good value add
*Cause there are no taco bell in my area.**
**Plus, those concession licenses are fucking expensive...
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