Noo qwaschion!
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:01 pm
Apologies for the delay, I am busy with uni work and finding a new job, and I couldn't be bothered writing a new question.
So, let's say you're knocked unconscious somehow, and you wake up some time later in a kitchen why not. BAM, chefs clothes are on you, and some shackles around your leg so that you can't escape. A mysterious voice commands you to create some kind of culinary delight, or else you'll be squished into a small jar and then explode out because liquid can't be compressed so I hear. Then put in a bigger Jar suitable to your size, and with a label put on it depicting your potassium content, and the RDI of it and other nutrients. In any case you will be quite definitely dead.
Taking a look around you, you can see that you are in a rudimentary earth-like kitchen, with a few strange utensils you've never seen before, that could well be anything, and do anything. One of them is even shaped like a horse. Perhaps it has some kind of magical fairy powers? WHO CARES, it's shaped like a freaking horse, like you're not going to experiment.
You see spread out on the bench before a large array of ingredients, these are, from what you can tell, Carrot, broccoli, chocolate, spaghetti, rubber, jatz, 5c coins, flour, pepper, chives, onions, tomato, olives, butter, olive oil, melted plastic, ants, spices, water, marshmellows, sugar, and a large keg of what appears to be Mercury, dripping slowly onto the floor, with a few drinking cups next to it, like a water cooler/dispenser thing. Perhaps it's not mercury? Try some, find out? Anyway there are a lot of ingredients there for you to choose from, and an apparently endless supply of them somehow.
Oh, except for Nackle. There's no Nackle. At all. No Nackle.*
So with all this in mind, you need to make some food fast, this kitchen has a sink, with working tap, an oven, and a microwave, also a fridge if you need it I guess? But the fridge has mice in it, that beg you for warm clothes every time you open it. They don't pose any threat to you or your food, but they're really annoying, since noone makes clothes that fit mice. So you know, watch out.
WHAT WILL YOU MAKE TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE ALTHOUGH POSSIBLY JUST GET KILLED ANYWAY!? Describe this delicious dish, and how you would make it.
*None.
So, let's say you're knocked unconscious somehow, and you wake up some time later in a kitchen why not. BAM, chefs clothes are on you, and some shackles around your leg so that you can't escape. A mysterious voice commands you to create some kind of culinary delight, or else you'll be squished into a small jar and then explode out because liquid can't be compressed so I hear. Then put in a bigger Jar suitable to your size, and with a label put on it depicting your potassium content, and the RDI of it and other nutrients. In any case you will be quite definitely dead.
Taking a look around you, you can see that you are in a rudimentary earth-like kitchen, with a few strange utensils you've never seen before, that could well be anything, and do anything. One of them is even shaped like a horse. Perhaps it has some kind of magical fairy powers? WHO CARES, it's shaped like a freaking horse, like you're not going to experiment.
You see spread out on the bench before a large array of ingredients, these are, from what you can tell, Carrot, broccoli, chocolate, spaghetti, rubber, jatz, 5c coins, flour, pepper, chives, onions, tomato, olives, butter, olive oil, melted plastic, ants, spices, water, marshmellows, sugar, and a large keg of what appears to be Mercury, dripping slowly onto the floor, with a few drinking cups next to it, like a water cooler/dispenser thing. Perhaps it's not mercury? Try some, find out? Anyway there are a lot of ingredients there for you to choose from, and an apparently endless supply of them somehow.
Oh, except for Nackle. There's no Nackle. At all. No Nackle.*
So with all this in mind, you need to make some food fast, this kitchen has a sink, with working tap, an oven, and a microwave, also a fridge if you need it I guess? But the fridge has mice in it, that beg you for warm clothes every time you open it. They don't pose any threat to you or your food, but they're really annoying, since noone makes clothes that fit mice. So you know, watch out.
WHAT WILL YOU MAKE TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE ALTHOUGH POSSIBLY JUST GET KILLED ANYWAY!? Describe this delicious dish, and how you would make it.
*None.
