New People

[LordRetard]

What is this? You weren't cool ENOUGH for high school?

[Rainbow]

Personally, I am too cool for school.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I am too ghoul for school.

Cannibalizing other students is a no-no, it seems.

[Khazd]

That's what bag lunches are for. I find that babies are compact and chock full of nutrients and yummyness!

[mountainmage]

Oh, also, you are all boys.

All you ever have to put up with is sometimes other people being bigger than you.

You do not understand the damage to the psyche that it is to be a teenage girl! And I resent all of you for it!

I never had to worry about bigger kids. Just minorities.

In all seriousness, my high school was great. There were hardly any fights (maybe 1-2 per year), there were never any bomb threats, the majority of my teachers were really nice, I had a dedicated group of friends, and I got good grades. I wish I had gotten to hang out with them (my friends, not the grades) more often outside of school, but as with girls, I always wait for them to call me.

[AHMETxRock]

You need to sieze life by the horns, or else it will gore you with them. Really man.

[Cirtur]

Vodka and Iron Brew makes me feel sick.

[LordRetard]

In my high school everyone always told me that we had a couple of fights a day, but in the end I only ever saw a couple of them, but it's okay because it was the one where one of the druggie kids broke the arm of one of the drama kids by throwing him to the ground. We thought his nose was broken, because it was gushing blood. Pretty awesome, I'm glad I didn't miss it.

Vodka and Iron Brew makes me feel sick.

I've been sick all day and I'm not even on drugs! Then again I tried the melatonin thing. Anyway, I haven't slept since yesterday.

[astasia]

Vodka and Iron Brew makes me feel sick.

I haven't drank alcohol in a long while.

I kinda want to, now.

Something with vodka. Mmmm.

But, all the liquor stores will be closed now, and I do not want beers. (Actually, I have some Corona downstairs, still...hmm.)

[LordRetard]

Don't do it, Astasia! You've been totally sober drugs-free for 3 months now! How else can you go on the Rikki Kixx Sobertown USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock n' Roll Show?

[mountainmage]

In my high school everyone always told me that we had a couple of fights a day, but in the end I only ever saw a couple of them, but it's okay because it was the one where one of the druggie kids broke the arm of one of the drama kids by throwing him to the ground. We thought his nose was broken, because it was gushing blood. Pretty awesome, I'm glad I didn't miss it.

There was one "interesting" fight...a mentally challenged kid, who can't control himself (or so I've heard) from talking trash to everyone who walks near him, got his arm broken because one kid didn't know that he was mentally challenged. (He threw him to the ground and in the fall he broke it.)

[Cirtur]

We had this kid who was completely normal most of the time but around February every year went fucking insane. Once a year he got into an immense rage over something that wouldn't normally affect him. The best one was probably in maths, when he jumped onto a table and started hitting this girl while shouting "You Bitch! You fucking bitch!"

We avoided him for a while after that.

[rhcpxc]

Although this isn't really a thread about new people anymore, I figured I would introduce myself. I've lived in Colorado for the past few years and have no clue where I'm going to live after next year (either Oklahoma, Texas, Mississippi, or Florida). It depends where I'm stationed, hopefully Florida. I've been reading SMBC for the past year or so and it is consistently the funniest webcomic I know. I like playing guitar/singing, skiing/snowboarding, rock climbing, and I'm getting into skydiving. Favorite beer is Guinness and favorite hard drink is rum and coke. Currently studying business management and I'm looking to get an MBA a few years after college.

[LordRetard]

Welcome, rhcpxc! I'm trying to figure out how to pronounce your name. It's gotta be something like "rhhh'pics". My favourite drink is neat rum, because mixing it with coke makes it too sweet for me.

[smiley_cow]

Welcome to the forum rhcpxc!

I'm a Guinness fan as well, and rum and coke* is my favourite song by the Andrew Sisters. We have so much in common already!

*Well Rum and Coca Cola. But it's still a good song, you should look it up.