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well, obviously not all of that is going to happen to everybody, but I think he's just going for a variant on "the grass is always greener on the other side"
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But both are failing.Edminster wrote:Cheez! I've been thinking about your suggestion about titling me Anti-Ahmet, and I have to say that you're incorrect. In analysing the posts of everyone on this forum, I have to conclude that HARDKORE is the Anti-Ahmet. Every one of his posts feels like he put a lot of effort, only to fail. He fails in a delightfully naive way, whereas when Ahmet fails it is in a harsh, alienating way. This is why I petition to change HARDKORE's title from 'The Heavy' and to 'The Anti-Ahmet'.
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Whereas you generally swoop in after ahmet, and give me back at least a little shred of hope in humanity. And that counts for something.
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Me neither.mountainmage wrote:
I don't remember any of this ever happening.
It seems that Ahmet has lived a hard life. A hard life indeed.
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Huh. I figured none of it happened to me because I went to various schools for the violently ill-adjusted. Glad to find out that this is actually pretty common.
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I never meant that I was the one being mocked. I meant that I'm the one always doing the mocking. Must I explain everything?
Eh, I never actually had these problems. Except that if I did try to hit on a college girl, I would have been laughed at. I concede that point.
Eh, I never actually had these problems. Except that if I did try to hit on a college girl, I would have been laughed at. I concede that point.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Sorry, this line:AHMETxRock wrote:I never meant that I was the one being mocked. I meant that I'm the one always doing the mocking. Must I explain everything?
Eh, I never actually had these problems. Except that if I did try to hit on a college girl, I would have been laughed at. I concede that point.
must have thrown us off.I'm just saying, ya know, that i'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
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Yes, a purposeful contrast of what I had just said, that I was on the college level, and a second grade retort, which was the lowest response I made. I'm aware these are there. I did it. ON PURPOSE.
I shall follow a new posting pattern. I will use iambic pentameter. I do hope this change will go over well. I hope you'll remember the alamo.
I shall follow a new posting pattern. I will use iambic pentameter. I do hope this change will go over well. I hope you'll remember the alamo.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Hooray for non-rhyming limericks!AHMETxRock wrote: I shall follow a new posting pattern.
I will use iambic pentameter.
I do hope this change
will go over well.
I hope you'll remember the alamo.
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
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who had a good job and some childrenmountainmage wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket...
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The sign said on the door...ruotwocone wrote:who had a good job and some childrenmountainmage wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket...
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that his wife was a whore,Edminster wrote:The sign said on the door...ruotwocone wrote:who had a good job and some childrenmountainmage wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket...
so he killed them all, yelling "FUCK IT!"
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you shit, we were making a non-rhyming limmerick.mountainmage wrote: that his wife was a whore,
so he killed them all, yelling "FUCK IT!"
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Dude, chill. Sure, he messed up this one, but that can be forgiven. Beyond this one transgression, he is a model forum member, even if he does resort to mudslinging in a vain attempt to destroy my credibility as a potential Mod. How about we start a new limerick? Here, I'll kick it off:
There once was a man named Enis
There once was a man named Enis
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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