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Calvinballlllll!!!!!
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Lottel wrote:Fellows, fellows, we all know that all games are equally inferior to Calvinball.
Well, except hockey. It's more inferior. And I guess Thunderball is less inferior than the rest...

But that's it.
Woah, woah, woah. Thunderball is the best harpoon fight over nuclear weapons underwater, ever.*

*and he strikes...like THUNDERBALLLLLLLLLL!
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Blitzball is the sport of the future...

Future...

Future...*






*Final Fantasy.

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Blitzball is lame.
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Besides, it's not the sport of the future, it's the sport of a gender confused boy's dream... I which he has a huge "fight scene" with his father's dark side. Apparently Tidus was molested.
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Lottel wrote:Tidus
Does anyone EVER not change a character's name when possible? Note, I also hate it when it's not possible, for example, in that very f*in game!
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The main character of every FF game is gender confused. But they don't all look like they are in some kind of messed up male stripper costume.
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I liked Squall.

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Frostbite wrote:The main character of every FF game is gender confused. But they don't all look like they are in some kind of messed up male stripper costume.
Interestingly, I think this is even true in X2. She definitely seems kind of... disoriented.

Actually I always joked that the goth one was a raging lesbian (of the dyke variety), the blonde hyper one was a bisexual, just up for whatever, and the main one was a bit confused about her sexuality.*

*As you can tell, I don't actually play. I've just seen my roomate play it a ton.
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Ok that sounded a bit gay, I mean he was my favourite main character, liked FF8 lots.

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Husper wrote:Ok that sounded a bit gay, I mean he was my favourite main character, liked FF8 lots.
I liked it better than 7, actually. Oh no, I went against many fan-boys opinions!
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mountainmage wrote:
Husper wrote:Ok that sounded a bit gay, I mean he was my favourite main character, liked FF8 lots.
I liked it better than 7, actually. Oh no, I went against many fan-boys opinions!
I like a lot of 8.* The card game is probably my favourite mini-game in the series. The junctioning system is pretty good, except the drawing off the bad guys makes everything take so long.
The main problem, however, is that I can't stand the way it looks. It obviously looked better when there weren't better systems, but I don't like how they attempted realism. I just feel like your characters should be cartoons if all you can get is that grainy look.

*Again, this is from my roomate playing in our dorm room, not from me playing.

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I watch my roommate play lots of RPGs. I gotta say, the Final Fantasy ones are my least favorite ones.
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So many better RPGs out there, FF just takes all the credit. Besides, FF7 is all about overcompansating. At least the moral of the story was good. When guys fight over penis sizes, the lose the girl.
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I found FF9 to be extremely underrated. Best ending of any in the series by far and reasonably awesome storyline throughout. Not that it was my favorite in the series (that would be FF4) but nobody ever seems to talk about it. Everybody always just pines over the pretty awesome FF7 or the totally lame and overrated FF8.

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