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Naming competition!

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So I got some Hermit Crabs not that long ago, and one of them still needs a name, he's fairly large, has a white shell, and has a whitish exoskeleton.

Since it's a competition, I suppose I should offer a prize? Well, I guess that whoever comes up with a considerably awesome name shall be liked a tiny bit more! By me!

Get to it!
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Mingling Crab.
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Frostbite wrote:Mingling Crab.
you mean Mingling the Merciless Crab

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Ming the Merciless is leading the pack so far, even Ming is ok. At least it's easy to remember. Thankfully Hermit crab names don't have to be yellable, like for a dog or something. I'm hardly going to teaching them tricks, more just watching them sit there, and occasionally drink.
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Darth Ming The Merciless.
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I have four hermit crabs, purchased on two occasions.
Pair number one is Statler and Waldorf.
Pair number two is Felix and Oscar.

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I suggest that you name it Twobuy.

I mean... He's crabby a lot of the times. And he probably would love to live as an hermit, also, he's easy to picture that way.

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cheez.wiz wrote:And he probably would love to live as an hermit, also, he's easy to picture that way.
It's true, I am getting divorced.

Also, you should name it Snap the magic Crayfish.
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How about Dr. Zoidberg?
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mountainmage wrote:How about Dr. Zoidberg?
Do you really want your crab to be lonely, depressed, penniless and stupid?

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i think you mean a rich doctor with many surviving patients

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ruotwocone wrote:i think you mean a rich doctor with many surviving patients
Since when have doctors been rich?! Why hasn't anyone told me?!
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As much as everyone loves a good misadventure. Misadventures in docterin' are a lot more dangerous than the everyday misadventure.
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Is it a female? Name it a random girl name and say is was the name of a chick who gave you crabs.

Is it a guy? Name it a random guy name and say is was the name of a guy who gave you crabs.
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