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So I got some Hermit Crabs not that long ago, and one of them still needs a name, he's fairly large, has a white shell, and has a whitish exoskeleton.

Since it's a competition, I suppose I should offer a prize? Well, I guess that whoever comes up with a considerably awesome name shall be liked a tiny bit more! By me!

Get to it!

Mingling Crab.

Frostbite wrote:Mingling Crab.

you mean Mingling the Merciless Crab

Ming the Merciless is leading the pack so far, even Ming is ok. At least it's easy to remember. Thankfully Hermit crab names don't have to be yellable, like for a dog or something. I'm hardly going to teaching them tricks, more just watching them sit there, and occasionally drink.

Darth Ming The Merciless.

I have four hermit crabs, purchased on two occasions.
Pair number one is Statler and Waldorf.
Pair number two is Felix and Oscar.

The Great Belzoni.

I suggest that you name it Twobuy.

I mean... He's crabby a lot of the times. And he probably would love to live as an hermit, also, he's easy to picture that way.

cheez.wiz wrote:And he probably would love to live as an hermit, also, he's easy to picture that way.

It's true, I am getting divorced.

Also, you should name it Snap the magic Crayfish.

How about Dr. Zoidberg?

mountainmage wrote:How about Dr. Zoidberg?

Do you really want your crab to be lonely, depressed, penniless and stupid?

i think you mean a rich doctor with many surviving patients

ruotwocone wrote:i think you mean a rich doctor with many surviving patients

Since when have doctors been rich?! Why hasn't anyone told me?!

As much as everyone loves a good misadventure. Misadventures in docterin' are a lot more dangerous than the everyday misadventure.

Is it a female? Name it a random girl name and say is was the name of a chick who gave you crabs.

Is it a guy? Name it a random guy name and say is was the name of a guy who gave you crabs.