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Another name.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:20 pm
by Simon.
This time for a cocktail, rather than a crab*. There's a competition at work, where all of us on the bar get to make a cocktail, and have a certain night to sell it, and the person who sells the most gets their cocktail on the next menu, with our name next to it. I'm going with this-

30ml butterscotch schnapps
15ml Creme de cacao
30ml cream
milk
shake
served in highball glass.

So essentially it's a butterscotch tasting milk drink. And yes we're only allowed 45ml of alcohol, so it can't have any extra. Anyway I need a name for it. I was considering something "beatles song" ish, like "Butterscotch lane" Or something like that. But it's not the best. Thoughts?

*Still haven't decided on the crab though.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:04 pm
by Lethal Interjection
How about TeenLesbianPorno? It has a certain ring to it.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:47 pm
by mountainmage
How 'bout the butterball?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:51 am
by ruotwocone
how about the "aboriginal prostitute"? It has a certain charm to it.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:06 am
by Yamid
The Creamy Steve.

But, in all seriousness, think you could pop up a picture of this drink? Might be able to give it a better name if I knew what it looked like.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:43 am
by Simon.
Nah not really, I'd need to make one for that. However it's in this kind of glass, only it's like a whitish milk drink. I thought that kind of glass was a highball glass, but according to a google image search, every other kind of glass is a highball glass. But not that one. In fact I can't find what that kind of glass is called, wikipedia came up empty after a quick search, and the only reason I found that picture was because I typed "highball glas" into google by mistake. Huh. Yet we have a million* at work.

*20, maybe?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:10 pm
by Yamid
Hmm... well I'm pretty sure I got it now.

The Ghost of Creamy Steve

Also, the "The" is not optional. As in: "Two The Ghost of Creamy Steves for me and the lady good sir."

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:35 pm
by Simon.
Yamid wrote:The Ghost of Creamy Steve

Also, the "The" is not optional. As in: "Two The Ghost of Creamy Steves for me and the lady good sir."
That IS a cool name, but I actually do want to sell these, and I might need a real-ish name for it then. Buttersmelt comes to mind. Maybe just "Butterball - For those of us who aren't fatties" I DON'T KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT BUTTER AH FUCK.

Fuck it I'll call it the Ghost of Creamy Steve. Unless someone else comes up with something better.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:44 pm
by Frostbite
Scuba Steve's Buttersmelt.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:27 pm
by mountainmage
The Buttersworth?

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:03 am
by Lethal Interjection
Is it served on ice?
Because "Butterscotch on the Rocks" has a kind of ring to it, I think.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:24 am
by Yamid
"A Big Cup of Baby Vomet"

"Creamy Teen Dream"

"Milk-Bomb"

"White Mystery Fluid"

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:49 am
by TwoBuy
The MacCrisco. You know, cause it's Scotch, and kinda like butter, but white.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:48 am
by ruotwocone
Frostbite wrote:Scuba Steve's Buttersmelt.
i vote that anything with the words "smelt" or "slather" automatically win by default.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:48 am
by Yamid
ruotwocone wrote:
Frostbite wrote:Scuba Steve's Buttersmelt.
i vote that anything with the words "smelt" or "slather" automatically win by default.
Adding an "S" to the front of a word makes it sound dirty.