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Caption Contest 1
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:52 pm
by ZachWeiner
Rules:
1) You can have one of the people say something, and you submit as many possiblities as you want.
2) Keep it PG-13, fuckers.
3) Winner gets the original art and a free day of advertising (again, your site must be pg-13, fucker).
4) Best captions will be judged by Dani and the Stone Cold Killah's.
Meow
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:33 pm
by Homsar5675
"Oh boy... this will probably be a little harder to explain than the time she asked where babies come from...
No... nothing can top that."
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:26 pm
by Lucaskollauf
"Mom? What mom?"
My email is
lucaskollauf@gmail.com
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:16 pm
by StereoMike
Everytime someone close to me dies I eat a ketchup sandwich.
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:18 pm
by art begotti
"knit one, purl two..."
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:39 pm
by ZachWeiner
Massive bias will be given to those who BOTHER TO REGISTER.
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:27 pm
by Flagnut
" My adopted daughter always liked to poke fun at the fact that I was gay. Lucky for me, she wasn't asking about her sister "
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:37 pm
by Maurs
"Oh my GOD this knife is talking!"
"Dinner was going to be awkward tonight."
"She's in the kitchen. Also, I just stabbed your dog."
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:49 pm
by lukedog
"I knew this was a bad idea."
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:51 pm
by lukedog
"Just as I was about to stab myself in the eye, my daughter reminded me about my wife, and how much I hate her."
woops
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:51 pm
by PsychicBacon
"It was at that moment that Marvin realized he forgot to kill the children."
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:02 pm
by lukedog
"That was your mother?"
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:13 pm
by PsychicBacon
"20 minutes, a shattered hip, a punctured liver, and a fractured skull later, I realized Dad wasn't in his best mood. All things considered, it was still a pretty good birthday party."
"I knew he had just killed her, I just wanted to see how he tried to field this question."
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:15 pm
by lukedog
""She's still in Ohio on buisiness honey. I never had the heart to tell her that her mother died 5 years ago.""
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:36 pm
by Mewd
Oh, fine, I'll register for the sake of DELICIOUS bias.
"Anne didn't even NOTICE my traffic-cone thumb-cozy!
I suppose she'll notice when she finds out I stabbed her mother with it."