SMBC Comics Forum

Rules:

1) You can have one of the people say something, and you submit as many possiblities as you want.

2) Keep it PG-13, fuckers.

3) Winner gets the original art and a free day of advertising (again, your site must be pg-13, fucker).

4) Best captions will be judged by Dani and the Stone Cold Killah's.

"Oh boy... this will probably be a little harder to explain than the time she asked where babies come from...

No... nothing can top that."

"Mom? What mom?"
My email is lucaskollauf@gmail.com

Everytime someone close to me dies I eat a ketchup sandwich.

"knit one, purl two..."

Massive bias will be given to those who BOTHER TO REGISTER.

" My adopted daughter always liked to poke fun at the fact that I was gay. Lucky for me, she wasn't asking about her sister "

"Oh my GOD this knife is talking!"

"Dinner was going to be awkward tonight."

"She's in the kitchen. Also, I just stabbed your dog."

"I knew this was a bad idea."

"Just as I was about to stab myself in the eye, my daughter reminded me about my wife, and how much I hate her."

"It was at that moment that Marvin realized he forgot to kill the children."

"That was your mother?"

"20 minutes, a shattered hip, a punctured liver, and a fractured skull later, I realized Dad wasn't in his best mood. All things considered, it was still a pretty good birthday party."


"I knew he had just killed her, I just wanted to see how he tried to field this question."

""She's still in Ohio on buisiness honey. I never had the heart to tell her that her mother died 5 years ago.""

Oh, fine, I'll register for the sake of DELICIOUS bias.

"Anne didn't even NOTICE my traffic-cone thumb-cozy!

I suppose she'll notice when she finds out I stabbed her mother with it."