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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:55 am
by awashwithblood
"She's right here," I answered as I bit into my mombutter and jelly sandwich.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:22 am
by Pepper Jack
"To be fair, your Honor, Heather knew better than to distract me when I was shaving with an exactoknife."
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:33 am
by John Doe
I seek no rewards, merely to take a stab at this caption thing...
"Deep inside I knew I could never kill my own daughter. Luckily, I had just killed my wife for years of extra-marital affairs and Sally definitely had the mailman's eyes..."
"Goddamnit, why do the kids alwasy come in just when its getting kinky."
Yeah, thats all I got.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:48 pm
by art begotti
art begotti wrote:"knit one, purl two..."
(*sigh) registered... might as well add another, right?
"
shh... not now... surgery is a very delicate process."
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:11 pm
by CoffeeshopDropout
Frank thought now was a good a time as any to reveal his prototype mom o'lantern
Re: Favourite SMBC?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:09 pm
by Sheriff Dani
The Zaniak wrote:Also, could winner be determined by voting? Like you guys pick your 10 favourite, and we get to vote?
No.
Caption Contest 1
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:13 pm
by crack_head_jed
If she keeps sneaking up on me and blurting out questions she?s going to get stabbed like her mother, who kept asking me why I was stabbing the paper boy, who kept asking me why I was stabbing the neighbor? who? damn my arm is tired!
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:36 pm
by Snakesonaplane
"Shes just sleeping honey"
She wasn't really sleeping, I could see her trying to stifle a smile
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:40 pm
by Snakesonaplane
Does this contest have a closing date?
(That wasn't an entry, even though it was probably better than my last one)
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:45 pm
by Sheriff Dani
Snakesonaplane wrote:Does this contest have a closing date?
Sunday, October 16th.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:34 pm
by Funi
"She is in the kitchen honey....
... And in the yard, bedroom and the rest in the tub."
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:48 pm
by rabidus6
Right here, giving me some much needed forehead reduction surgery.
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:35 pm
by Steell
It's a good thing Jenny's blind, because it would be really awkward if she could see me standing over her mother's corpse right now. Especially with my pants off.
or
"Haha Jenny! Now you're all alone!" I said as I plunged the same knife I used to kill her mother into my chest. That's what she gets for getting me a #1 Dad magnet for my birthday for the fifth time.
or possibly
Oh my God, she was married!?
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:34 am
by In Jelly
1. In retrospect, "Mom" is a terrible name for a Tomato.
A tomato knife is also a very poor choice for a murder weapon.
2. I could see Kelly getting confused as she saw the ketchup on my dagger.
I mean, who could have known that my wife bled ketchup? Wierd.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:55 am
by PsychicBacon
"She's right here," I answered as I bit into my mombutter and jelly sandwich.
I'm partial to that one. Also I'm digging the activity in the forums all of a sudden due to the caption contest. Nothing jumpstarts a forum like the chance at getting free stuff.
EDIT: Awashwithblood said that. I just don't know how to quote properly.