Caption Contest 1

Everything else.

Moderator: GreenCrayon

Locked
Maurs
Posts: 3
Joined: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:02 pm
Contact:

Post by Maurs »

You can click "quote" on the upper right hand side of their post to automatically insert the quote material, or the BBCode is [quote="name of quotee"]quote material[/quote].

User avatar
PsychicBacon
Posts: 63
Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:56 am
Location: Long Beach, California
Contact:

Post by PsychicBacon »

Thanks man.

User avatar
lunarhalo
Posts: 4
Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:46 am
Contact:

Post by lunarhalo »

"Oh, where's mom...not weremom. Damn those homophones. "

TheRaz
Posts: 13
Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:42 am
Location: New Zealand

Post by TheRaz »

"Sob".
Her mother had died of cancer three years ago. Suzy was just a mean spirted bitch.

"I will just go get her Hannah" I said as I climbed the stairs, applied my make-up and put on a blond wig.
These words made manifest through the powers of The Internet!

User avatar
Edminister
Posts: 3
Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:06 pm

Post by Edminister »

"That's when I stabbed her. I hate it when she calls me "dad" outside of the bedroom"

Guest

Post by Guest »

"Where is mom" Mary, "Where IS"...what have I told you about contractions?

User avatar
LordRetard
The Most Retardedest
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Location: My Parents' Basement

Post by LordRetard »

"Come back five minutes later when I'm done, then I'll tell you."

"Jesus, you made me cut myself! Don't surprise me like that."

"She's dead, haven't you been paying attention for the past while?"

"... Not stabbed to death?"

"Well, she was next door last night...
... And she burnt my toast this morning, too!"

User avatar
we_are_138
Moderator
Posts: 642
Joined: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:48 am
Location: Location, Location.

Post by we_are_138 »

CoffeeshopDropout wrote:Frank thought now was a good a time as any to reveal his prototype mom o'lantern
My favorite so far :lol:

User avatar
lukedog
Posts: 11
Joined: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:48 pm

Post by lukedog »

lunarhalo wrote:"Oh, where's mom...not weremom. Damn those homophones. "
I like this one.

User avatar
PsychicBacon
Posts: 63
Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:56 am
Location: Long Beach, California
Contact:

Post by PsychicBacon »

"Oh crap! I forgot to pick her up from the airport!"

User avatar
LordRetard
The Most Retardedest
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Location: My Parents' Basement

Post by LordRetard »

PsychicBacon wrote:"Oh crap! I forgot to pick her up from the airport!"
Sweet! I totally wanted to think up something like this, but I couldn't 'cause I'm not very funny. Awesome, I totally like this one.

Guest

Post by Guest »

"Oh my god, I have a daughter?"

User avatar
lukedog
Posts: 11
Joined: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:48 pm

Post by lukedog »

"Wait, is this a trick question?"



"Dead"




"Which one, because you're adopted."
and then under the comic it would say, "I though this would be a good time to tell her."

The Zaniak
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:02 am
Location: Toowoombaba, Australia...baba
Contact:

Post by The Zaniak »

"For years now, I'd been trying to kill my wife.

I finally realised the solution. A tiny, tiny knife."

User avatar
Macabe
Posts: 6
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:32 am
Contact:

Post by Macabe »

Anonymous wrote:"Where is mom" Mary, "Where IS"...what have I told you about contractions?

i fell out of my chair laughing at this one.
-Joe

Locked