Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:13 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:27 am
Thanks man.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:52 am
"Oh, where's mom...not weremom. Damn those homophones. "
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:55 am
"Sob".
Her mother had died of cancer three years ago. Suzy was just a mean spirted bitch.
"I will just go get her Hannah" I said as I climbed the stairs, applied my make-up and put on a blond wig.
Her mother had died of cancer three years ago. Suzy was just a mean spirted bitch.
"I will just go get her Hannah" I said as I climbed the stairs, applied my make-up and put on a blond wig.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:08 pm
"That's when I stabbed her. I hate it when she calls me "dad" outside of the bedroom"
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:40 pm
"Where is mom" Mary, "Where IS"...what have I told you about contractions?
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:52 pm
"Come back five minutes later when I'm done, then I'll tell you."
"Jesus, you made me cut myself! Don't surprise me like that."
"She's dead, haven't you been paying attention for the past while?"
"... Not stabbed to death?"
"Well, she was next door last night...
... And she burnt my toast this morning, too!"
"Jesus, you made me cut myself! Don't surprise me like that."
"She's dead, haven't you been paying attention for the past while?"
"... Not stabbed to death?"
"Well, she was next door last night...
... And she burnt my toast this morning, too!"
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:11 pm
My favorite so farCoffeeshopDropout wrote:Frank thought now was a good a time as any to reveal his prototype mom o'lantern
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:03 pm
I like this one.lunarhalo wrote:"Oh, where's mom...not weremom. Damn those homophones. "
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:48 pm
"Oh crap! I forgot to pick her up from the airport!"
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:56 pm
Sweet! I totally wanted to think up something like this, but I couldn't 'cause I'm not very funny. Awesome, I totally like this one.PsychicBacon wrote:"Oh crap! I forgot to pick her up from the airport!"
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:31 am
"Oh my god, I have a daughter?"
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:33 am
"Wait, is this a trick question?"
"Dead"
"Which one, because you're adopted."
and then under the comic it would say, "I though this would be a good time to tell her."
"Dead"
"Which one, because you're adopted."
and then under the comic it would say, "I though this would be a good time to tell her."
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:27 am
"For years now, I'd been trying to kill my wife.
I finally realised the solution. A tiny, tiny knife."
I finally realised the solution. A tiny, tiny knife."
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:54 am
Anonymous wrote:"Where is mom" Mary, "Where IS"...what have I told you about contractions?
i fell out of my chair laughing at this one.