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"I guess I would have to tell her that I had accidently crushed her mother, the "Tiny Witch of the West", in my left hand."

"Remember, sweetie? She left because she wanted a boy."

"If my plan has succeeded, probably in the back of a truck on it's way to Mexico City."

"probably in your intestines by now, it's been a couple hours since breakfast... wanna have some brother for lunch?"

I was horrified at first when I learned my wife was in fact a time-travelling future version of my own daughter, but I came to accept it. Eventually, however, I just got sick of all the inbred little freak's jokes about it.

DNABeast wrote: Wait! If you're my daughter,...
Then who the hell is this?

funny

Anonymous wrote:"Oh my god, I have a daughter?"

This is me, just forgot to log in.

Sorry messed this one up

It was time I came clean.

"Joan, your mother is.....Batman." By "Batman" I, of course, meant dead.

It was at that moment that I realized I had done something terribly, terribly wrong.
My keys were locked inside of my car.

"Joan, your mother is.....Batman." By "Batman" I, of course, meant dead.

is by far far far far the best

"James was recently diagnosed with a condition wherein he can't handle even the simplest of questions. So to his daughter's horror as soon as the question had escaped her mouth he slit his wrists.

With the same knife he'd just killed his wife with. He could have just said 'She's in a better place.' Poor guy."

I wheeled around, bloody knife raised, poised to strike, but stopped when I noticed the books she was carrying.
"Aww, you said you would wait for me," she whined, holding her copy of 'Better living through matricide'.

As he pondered a politically correct answer to Cindy's question, he couldn't help wondering if it was all worth it for a day of free advertising on that "comic website"?

"Shelly seemed overly philosophical considering the gravity of the situation."

"Hank began regretting letting her take theology, this was hard enough already."

"He didn't question Satan, who does she think she is to question him?"

"At that moment, I spun around, hurling the knife at the small girl. My 7 year plan to create and then murder this family is complete." I muttred. "The president will be pleased."

"Frank always had the worst times for his acid flashbacks."

"...and then the talking knife commanded to Bob "Now, the girl! THE GIRL! SHE'S NEXT!" "Well," I said. "Okay, but this better be a REALLY good sandwich."

Ooops. Forgot to create an account. ^_^;