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Cosmic_Bard wrote:Ooops. Forgot to create an account. ^_^;
what kind of barding do you do?
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Macabe wrote:what kind of barding do you do?
I should imagine Cosmic_Bard dresses meat for cooking by covering it with strips of fat. Is there any other way to bard? :wink:
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Dang this thread is getting huge. I don't envy the person that has to sift through all these and pick the funniest.

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PsychicBacon wrote:Dang this thread is getting huge. I don't envy the person that has to sift through all these and pick the funniest.
That's why I wouldn't allow you to vote. I'm just that nice.

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He we go:

1) "I don't even know what a quail looks like"

2) "OH MY GOD!" Amy, in horror and disbelief, ran out of the kitchen as quickly as she could. She had always believed her father was a vegetarian.

3) So I killed her, too.? Second worst mistake of my life.

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Not a real entry, but I have to put it out there.

"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."
We were dumping the body, and we laughed.

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"It turns out that Knifey is not a certified marraige counseler"

"I didn't know, but I was stabbing one mailman at a time until I found out"

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"In hindsight, signing the divorce papers in blood was probably a little extreme.

I stand by my decision to kill my loudmouth bitch of a daughter for rubbing it in though."

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"Just then the idea hit him. The Hallmark Homicide Collection saved the company and got Fred the promotion."

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Sheriff Dani wrote:That's why I wouldn't allow you to vote. I'm just that nice.
Use caution, Dani. If you read through too many submitted entries at once, implied matricide may well cease to have any meaning.
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"If the courts knew that I wouldn't have to take care of you."

or

"One more solder and the robo-daughter would be complete- with metallic kung-fu grip, super culinary skills and 'shut the hell up' mode."

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"Hi dad! Where's mom?!"
I knew she'd seen the body, which meant that her mother must be still alive.
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This was going to be the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

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"What are you, blind?!"

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Dad's turned into a depressed goth and starts cutting himself. the end.

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