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Postby Macabe » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:59 pm

Cosmic_Bard wrote:Ooops. Forgot to create an account. ^_^;


what kind of barding do you do?
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Postby GreenCrayon » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:07 pm

Macabe wrote:what kind of barding do you do?


I should imagine Cosmic_Bard dresses meat for cooking by covering it with strips of fat. Is there any other way to bard? :wink:
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Postby PsychicBacon » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:00 pm

Dang this thread is getting huge. I don't envy the person that has to sift through all these and pick the funniest.
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Postby Sheriff Dani » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:42 am

PsychicBacon wrote:Dang this thread is getting huge. I don't envy the person that has to sift through all these and pick the funniest.


That's why I wouldn't allow you to vote. I'm just that nice.
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Postby Epsix » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:25 am

He we go:

1) "I don't even know what a quail looks like"

2) "OH MY GOD!" Amy, in horror and disbelief, ran out of the kitchen as quickly as she could. She had always believed her father was a vegetarian.

3) So I killed her, too.? Second worst mistake of my life.
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Postby Kirbo » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:15 am

Not a real entry, but I have to put it out there.

"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."
We were dumping the body, and we laughed.

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Postby flamingkinkos » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:20 am

"It turns out that Knifey is not a certified marraige counseler"

"I didn't know, but I was stabbing one mailman at a time until I found out"
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Postby staffs » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:10 am

"In hindsight, signing the divorce papers in blood was probably a little extreme.

I stand by my decision to kill my loudmouth bitch of a daughter for rubbing it in though."
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Postby Escher » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:37 am

"Just then the idea hit him. The Hallmark Homicide Collection saved the company and got Fred the promotion."
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Postby GreenCrayon » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:44 am

Sheriff Dani wrote:That's why I wouldn't allow you to vote. I'm just that nice.


Use caution, Dani. If you read through too many submitted entries at once, implied matricide may well cease to have any meaning.
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Postby Pepper Jack » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:30 am

"If the courts knew that I wouldn't have to take care of you."

or

"One more solder and the robo-daughter would be complete- with metallic kung-fu grip, super culinary skills and 'shut the hell up' mode."
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Postby Adder » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:35 pm

"Hi dad! Where's mom?!"
I knew she'd seen the body, which meant that her mother must be still alive.
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Postby Gar » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:48 pm

This was going to be the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
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Postby rabidus6 » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:49 pm

"What are you, blind?!"
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Postby Guest » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:55 pm

Dad's turned into a depressed goth and starts cutting himself. the end.
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