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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:14 pm
lukedog wrote:"I knew this was a bad idea."
The only one to make me laugh.
since the accident anyway...
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:22 am
"I suddenly realised that my plan to kill my husband and cover it up with gender reassignment surgery had one fatal flaw..."
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 am
Anonymous wrote:"I suddenly realised that my plan to kill my husband and cover it up with gender reassignment surgery had one fatal flaw..."
^that's me by the way.
sorry for got to log in.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:33 am
theflyingorc wrote:"I guess I would have to tell her that I had accidently crushed her mother, the "Tiny Witch of the West", in my left hand."
My favorite one so far.
I turned around to reveal the secret. "I've sown your mother to the right half of my body!
and then killed her."
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:10 pm
Dad always seemed sad about his job.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:51 pm
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:03 pm
"Worst Arbor Day ever."
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:15 pm
Thought of a couple more:
Jenny too would soon find out that quiet-time was now being strictly enforced.
Diplomatic immunity is like a sports car, when you first get it you can't resist testing its limits.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:37 pm
Of course, I knew Mom was safely hidden (unlike her evil twin sister).
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:39 pm
And the winner is . . . Maurs!
Maurs wrote:"She's in the kitchen. Also, I just stabbed your dog."
Congratulations, Maurs! You will receive the original art, and a free day of advertising on SMBC. Thanks to everyone who entered.
I feel I should also mention CoffeeshopDropout, for their entry, as it was our second favorite:
CoffeeshopDropout wrote:Frank thought now was a good a time as any to reveal his prototype mom o'lantern
Good job, everyone!