So like

Everything else.

Moderator: GreenCrayon

User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
Posts: 4360
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia
Contact:

Post by Sahan »

ruotwocone wrote:...that's true. if epoch were to ever answer my emails or prove to me he isn't dead, there would be 3 of us IHFers here. one of which could draw!
Perhaps we should hold a funeral service for epoch, just to be on the safe side?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

User avatar
ruotwocone
sock-puppet of the infinite
Posts: 1929
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:58 pm
Location: true... wait, false!
Contact:

Post by ruotwocone »

Sahan wrote:Perhaps we should hold a funeral service for epoch, just to be on the safe side?
funeral services require both money and bodies and we don't have any money. Instead, i recommend that we hold a wake. they're just as good and are free as free.

User avatar
Frostbite
I dunno.
Posts: 2611
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:34 am
Location: Avoiding the zombie hordes.
Contact:

Post by Frostbite »

ruotwocone wrote:
Sahan wrote:Perhaps we should hold a funeral service for epoch, just to be on the safe side?
funeral services require both money and bodies and we don't have any money. Instead, i recommend that we hold a wake. they're just as good and are free as free.
...so we have bodies?
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.

User avatar
ruotwocone
sock-puppet of the infinite
Posts: 1929
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:58 pm
Location: true... wait, false!
Contact:

Post by ruotwocone »

Frostbite wrote:...so we have bodies?
what else would we fill our cadaver freezer with?

cheez.wiz
Human-based Product
Posts: 1006
Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:12 am
Location: My cat's name is mitten.

Post by cheez.wiz »

ruotwocone wrote:
Frostbite wrote:...so we have bodies?
what else would we fill our cadaver freezer with?
Tasty popsicles?
bird bird bird, bird is a word, b-b-b-b-bird oh yeah bird is a word, bird bird bird

User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
Posts: 4360
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia
Contact:

Post by Sahan »

Hell, I've just been cramming mine up with ice-cream. We dumped the bodies out years ago. It added a nice flavour to the ice-creams though, kinda like how oak barrels change the taste of wine.

Also: 101 posts! I feel accepted now. Free ice-cream for all!
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
Posts: 9601
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Post by mountainmage »

Sahan wrote:I feel accepted now. Free ice-cream for all!
I was going to say not yet, but then you followed up with free ice cream. Bravo, sir.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
Posts: 4360
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia
Contact:

Post by Sahan »

Thank you, the power of bribery should never be underestimated.

EDIT: Also noticed Twobuy has clocked up his 2000th! Another eight posts and we should ban him from posting until next year.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

User avatar
Jiggz
Posts: 24
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:24 am
Location: Crawling out of my own asshole

Post by Jiggz »

I like where this thread has gone. Not really.

User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
Posts: 9601
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Post by mountainmage »

Well, you reap what you sow, Jiggy.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

User avatar
Jiggz
Posts: 24
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:24 am
Location: Crawling out of my own asshole

Post by Jiggz »

I had no idea those shitseeds would grow into such a monumentous shitbush. Nay, in fact a flaming shitbush of biblical proportions spewing forth orders for me to go get stoned or something.

User avatar
ruotwocone
sock-puppet of the infinite
Posts: 1929
Joined: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:58 pm
Location: true... wait, false!
Contact:

Post by ruotwocone »

Jiggz wrote:I had no idea those shitseeds would grow into such a monumentous shitbush. Nay, in fact a flaming shitbush of biblical proportions spewing forth orders for me to go get stoned or something.
apparently you've been using the wrong fertilizer. also if there was a flaming shit bush that demanded you smoke weed in the bible i'd probably have spent more time reading it.

User avatar
Jiggz
Posts: 24
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:24 am
Location: Crawling out of my own asshole

Post by Jiggz »

You obviously made the mistake of smoking after reading the good book. The messages are far clearer with an extra large bag of Dorritos in one hand and an endless supply of mountain dew near by.

Why the fuck do they call it the "good" book anyway? It's just an extended fucking family tree with a few mildly moral interjections in-between. Well, that's what I got after reading the first page while eating dorritos and drinking mountain dew.

User avatar
Frostbite
I dunno.
Posts: 2611
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:34 am
Location: Avoiding the zombie hordes.
Contact:

Post by Frostbite »

Well getting on the NY Times best selling list apparently makes anything a good book. The Friday Night Knitting Club sounds like an awful book but NY Times tells me otherwise.
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.

User avatar
Jiggz
Posts: 24
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:24 am
Location: Crawling out of my own asshole

Post by Jiggz »

Oprah probably mentioned it in one of her shows.

Post Reply