Moderator: GreenCrayon
Still digging...hawhaw1267 wrote:Oh god...that really wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. I just had to post the stupidest thing I could think of. So...yeah...we_are_138 wrote:You're digging a hole, any deeper and We wont be able to free you.
huzzah for SMBCwe_are_138 wrote:Still digging...hawhaw1267 wrote:Oh god...that really wasn't supposed to be taken seriously. I just had to post the stupidest thing I could think of. So...yeah...we_are_138 wrote:You're digging a hole, any deeper and We wont be able to free you.
We need some invisi text so I can let people know whats really goin' on in this strange head of mine.
i like to narrate my life outloud... and as if there is a camera crew with me... and in 3rd person. "we can now see that ruo is about to eat the yogurt. yes, yes, that is blackberry yogurt. what a treat we're in for today. ah, it's light yogurt! nearly as delicious as original, but fat free. this is incredible. how does he stay so cool and collected all the time?"we_are_138 wrote:I narrate my own life in my head.
Ever see that episode of Family Guy where Peter narrates his life? I did that once for three days my first year of university. Really creeps people out. It was fun.ruotwocone wrote:i like to narrate my life outloud... and as if there is a camera crew with me... and in 3rd person.
"The teacher was giving me a weird look, I pretended not to be creeped out but the mole on his neck was enough to make me break I had to get out of here, the walls were closing in, it was at this point I regreted eating the shrooms... it was at this point... I unsheathed my knife..."wolf wrote:
Ever see that episode of Family Guy where Peter narrates his life? I did that once for three days my first year of university. Really creeps people out. It was fun.
that was classic, but the downside is that peter didn't narrate what he was doing, he acted as a narrator for everyone else. also, did you just say you did that your first year of university? that's hilarious. here in people land we go to college. that's great. i gotta start using that in conversation. "back when i went to university, i liked to go to the theatre and some shoppes." sweet.wolf wrote:Ever see that episode of Family Guy where Peter narrates his life? I did that once for three days my first year of university. Really creeps people out. It was fun.ruotwocone wrote:i like to narrate my life outloud... and as if there is a camera crew with me... and in 3rd person.
He was totally narrating himself!ruotwocone wrote:that was classic, but the downside is that peter didn't narrate what he was doing, he acted as a narrator for everyone else. also, did you just say you did that your first year of university? that's hilarious. here in people land we go to college. that's great. i gotta start using that in conversation. "back when i went to university, i liked to go to the theatre and some shoppes." sweet.wolf wrote:Ever see that episode of Family Guy where Peter narrates his life? I did that once for three days my first year of university. Really creeps people out. It was fun.ruotwocone wrote:i like to narrate my life outloud... and as if there is a camera crew with me... and in 3rd person.
Peter wrote:I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze.
