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Lottel
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Post by Lottel »

Besides, don't you have to be a celebrity to have a celebrity roast?
And friends?

And don't they have to be joking when they say mean things about you and your family?
How DARE you bring joy and laughter to the smiling faces of children everywhere. Purveyors of hope and all that is pure in the world, DIE DIE DIE!!

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Plus we need Gilbert Gottfried.
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A man walks into a talent agency. He tells the guy behind the desk that he needs to see his act. The guy says sorry we do not need a new act. The man says, “We got a great family act.” The guy says tell me about it.


I can finish that with my own way in a pm if anyone wants it.

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I'll leave the aristocrats to the pros, if that's all right with you. Hearing you tell your version would make the joke much creepier than it already is.
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Lottel wrote:And don't they have to be joking when they say mean things about you and your family?
hahaha. I'm all about saying horrible things to hardcore's family.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:
Lottel wrote:And don't they have to be joking when they say mean things about you and your family?
hahaha. I'm all about saying horrible things to hardcore's family.
I googledup his phone number, but I'm not sure which one will have his mom picking up.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:
Lottel wrote:And don't they have to be joking when they say mean things about you and your family?
hahaha. I'm all about saying horrible things to hardcore's family.
I googledup his phone number, but I'm not sure which one will have his mom picking up.
Fixed*. Now with 20% less laughter in the world though***.


*No rly**
**you mispelt his name
***Results are less funky
bird bird bird, bird is a word, b-b-b-b-bird oh yeah bird is a word, bird bird bird

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cheez.wiz wrote: Fixed*. Now with 20% less laughter in the world though***.
Precisely why I misspelt it.

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Post by cheez.wiz »

I'm all in for accuracy over lulz.

And the irony of misspelling misspelt.

I'm so not editing that post.
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