Ohhh maaaan

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Followed by episodes of crying yourself to sleep at night, after keeping it cool all day long not to leave a bad impression to the people you hang around with.
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Your dead mom is totally not on her period. I know. That would've made it gross.
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cheez.wiz wrote:Followed by episodes of crying yourself to sleep at night, after keeping it cool all day long not to leave a bad impression to the people you hang around with.
While I do feel awkward, it's happened so often that it's funny.

That and several people it's happened to I cannot stand. And I don't feel bad then. In fact, I keep making your mom jokes around them.

Have I mentioned that I am a cruel, horrible asshole?
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Wow, it appears SMBC readers have an very high rate of maternal mortality. As does your mom.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?

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Post by cheez.wiz »

My mom isn't dead. Awkward jokes are the best.

Should we try to maintain one of those "stupid forum games"?

If so, i vote for corrupt a wish. Cause i see loads of potential around.
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My mother is also not dead. However, during the time when "yo momma" jokes were all the rage, my good friends mom did pass away.
So there.

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Your mom's good friend passed away.
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Oh, BURN!
Wait...
I mean, my buddy mostly just ignored them, if they were told to him, but it was difficult not to. Mom jokes were just so knee-jerk back then. I mean, if it was me, I wouldn't want everyone feeling all awkward.
Actually, that isn't true at all. That is the first thing I'd want. But I can see how it could make some things worse for others.

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I've been waiting for some fool to play the Helen Keller card in Apples to Apples so I can make them feel really awkward since my brother is deaf blind. I really wouldn't care, but it could be fun.
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Post by ruotwocone »

why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

Because she was a woman!!


Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was EEARRnnngheaeee

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ruotwocone wrote:Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was EEARRnnngheaeee
Hey, lets lay off the French. Oh ho ho ho. That was dumb...
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Your mom is gay...

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That's not what your parole officer said!




Hurray for nonsense!

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Your mom is a space hooker!
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With Flancer and Space VDs!
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