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sounds intriguing...
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Ashe is the token female? I pfffft on yous. As well as giggle. Ashe will now be hit on 300% more often.
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wolf wrote:Ashe is the token female? I pfffft on yous. As well as giggle. Ashe will now be hit on 300% more often.
By you? Or just in general?

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
wolf wrote:Ashe is the token female? I pfffft on yous. As well as giggle. Ashe will now be hit on 300% more often.
By you? Or just in general?
Well, I would hit on Ashe more but i was informed she is preggo. Thats a turn off. i mean now its 100% true she is a breeder. The proof is in her spawn. But now newbies will know she is female and be all "OMGZ there R a females on the internetz! LULZ! Wanna cyber?"

So with my lessening of hitting on Ashe someone will have to pick up the slack. Amet I'm looking at you.
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Somebody who is totally not me wrote:Hey, there, good lookin'. Wanna come over to my place and get... pregnanter?
Also, Hello, Asherian! I don't think we've met. I'm Oldrac.
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Hahaha Wolf. I'm actually very bad flirting with women if I like them. When I think someone is cool I talk naturally, and then people say I'm flirting. Which is wrong, because I totally don't have an erection at the time at all. I wouldn't be mentioning my manhood if not for the fact I know you have no interest in it whatsoever as well.

Hey, ashe, which one do you like better?

This?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f337/ ... wakman.jpg
This?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f337/ ... air008.jpg
This?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f337/ ... hair17.jpg
Or this?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f337/ ... hmet-1.jpg
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alright, I can see how being a breeder can turn wolf off, but for the rest of us, that's just guaranteed birth control! wooo!

also, you don't have to be aroused (as in have a boner) to flirt, dude. i flirt with the ladies all the time, and i'm fairly certain i'm not going from 6 to midnight when i'm doing it.

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I have a feeling Ahmet is just making another one of his anti-sex statements as an exaggeration or whatever, but I still waited for someone else to comment on it first. Thanks for breaking the ice, Ruo!
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Oh no, I could only mention my thing to either someone I'm in an intimate relationship with, or a lesbian. I'm operating on the premise that the word someone was understood to be a female from the previously established chain of conversation.

There was friction between me and Asherian from the beginning of me joining. And not the good kind that you get in clubs. (THAT WAS AN ANTI-SEX REMARK. TAKE NOTE.) I don't know if I am still recieving her hostilities, by which I mean more than I recieve from the rest of you. However, if I did become the surrogate stalker of Asherian, I might insult her again beyond the threshold of ignorance she has built up for me. I do not want to rub her the wrong way (sexual innuendo=wit), and I actually have my chivalrious side that stops me from agitating a pregnant woman. She has enough to worry about.

I do not dislike sexual humor, but have a hard time of it myself. The crude nature of my statement shows how rusty I am at it. However, the gauntlet has been thrown. I must rise up to my duties of borderline sexual harrassment.

I shall become the person in an attempt to address questions or concerns with a statement shall explain what he, myself in this case, means in more detail that was was neccessary in the original statement in question.
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...right.


Anyway, what happened to Fenghar? It's been weeks since he's posted.

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also missing, but for substantially less time: Mage.
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Maybe he died of meth?

I hear a lot of places in America do meth. There is a documentary on soon about meth on here in the UK. By lous theroux. He is a cool dude. eH intereviews people and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Edminster wrote:...right.


Anyway, what happened to Fenghar? It's been weeks since he's posted.

EDIT:
also missing, but for substantially less time: Mage.
Yeah, I noticed that too. Hopefully he's just been doing stuff, and will return to us shortly. It is the middle of summer after all.

As for Mage, he voted in the forumbattle that went up yesterday, so he can't have gone that far.
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Maybe he went to camp like Rainbow?

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Cirtur wrote:Maybe he went to camp like Rainbow?
Is that where she went? I was wondering. How I miss my 9 week old friends.
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She's older than that.

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