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Woah. Did someone just say something about boobs? My forum-dar just went off.
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Boobs good. Mountainmage like boobs.
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So obfuscation is your thing?

Like, smothering things under massive mentions of boobs?


On a totally unrelated note, i haven't introduced myself in one precise place, even if some infos are/were found in different posts. Hi, exes.

So, i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar. Only half of what i wrote there is true. Muhahahahahahaha!
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Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!
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mountainmage wrote:
Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!
Unless its the other way around and he's a Coke addicted vegetarian who is ultra religious even though his gay lifestyle conflicts with that, but you can't trust any of this because he's probably lying.
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Four pages late, but whatever. Screw tattoos, I'm looking for serious body modification.

http://grinding.be/category/body-mods/
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Less safe for work, xutraa has an article talking about body modifications like having a clit between your finger and thumb.
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Jesster wrote:Less safe for work, xutraa has an article talking about body modifications like having a clit between your finger and thumb.
That'd be so impractical though! Everytime you were gripping, say, a steering wheel, you'd get horny. This is assuming it works, which I am, because otherwise why would anyone want one?
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mountainmage wrote:
Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!
Well, excuse me for not titillating your Sherlock Holmes fiber enough.
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cheez.wiz wrote:
mountainmage wrote:
Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!
Well, excuse me for not titillating your Sherlock Holmes fiber enough.
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mountainmage wrote:
Jesster wrote:Less safe for work, xutraa has an article talking about body modifications like having a clit between your finger and thumb.
That'd be so impractical though! Everytime you were gripping, say, a steering wheel, you'd get horny. This is assuming it works, which I am, because otherwise why would anyone want one?
I believe it was a joke, following what else the guy was doing. It's only photoshopped at the moment, but it's a very different take on body modification. The idea of simplifying the ear, or the nose.
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He could have mixed it up, Maybe he's a gay vegetarian in a long distance religion... or something like that.

You could be highly religious and gay, religion does Not equal christianity/muslim/jew. There are other options! Start worshipping Odin today!(okay wednesday at least get the day right.)

And.. extreme body modding is both cool and freaky. So long as you never plan on working go for it! Like snake man.
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For all you know, only my compulsive liar one was true (wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false[recursively]))))))).
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cheez.wiz wrote:For all you know, only my compulsive liar one was true (wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false[recursively]))))))).

How will I ever life with myself not knowing if what a stranger on the internet is telling me about myself is true! Oh god, oh man oh man... I'm just going to have to start back tracking you for all of your post, putting together details then stalking you at your theoretical school. Its the only way now.
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Asherian wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:For all you know, only my compulsive liar one was true (wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false[recursively]))))))).

How will I ever life with myself not knowing if what a stranger on the internet is telling me about myself is true! Oh god, oh man oh man... I'm just going to have to start back tracking you for all of your post, putting together details then stalking you at your theoretical school. Its the only way now.
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