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I have many skills. Enlargement is only one of them.

So here's a nice story!
There was was a boy. Let's just call him... Happy Ahmet!
He was a happy boy. Then one day, internet people were sarcastic. Then he was sarcastic back.
And somewhere along the yellow brick road, they all forgot the meaning of friendship. So the murder a witch and never met each other again.

The moral of the story is that this was fun. I'm going to sleep now.
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Just finished catching up on Ahmet's little spat with English. All I can say is A. he never Once mentioned using British spelling methods until someone else brought it up, then to mention he said he used those on occasions before. Even then none of his 'creative' spelling styles are covered by that. Two, Mountainmage I'm hurt, I'm the one who said common instead of come on.
Finally drop it, your just giving him attention.That's like cooing at a puppy for puking on your favorite bodice, it'll just have him keep doing it.

Back to the forum topic ; )

I'm 23, engaged to be married this march. I work 12 hour graveshifts in a factory, doing things. I have a tattoo I've plotted out for 5+ years, just still trying to find an artist I trust not to futz it up.(I have trust issues when it comes to permanently mauling part of my body.) Um.. 5'10 45x37x42. I occasionally draw pretty pictures, play way to much WoW, DnD and other 3 letter acronyms. I suck at spelling and treat English like a foreign language more belikes then not, yet still more consistent then Ahmet! I'm sort of Eristic, but really I think that's all anyone can be without embracing the crazy train all the way down.
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Tisk Tisk Tisk. Did I say that I used the british spellings on THIS THREAD?
No. I could go back and find it, but mabey you'll accuse me of going back and editing it, which I'm to lazy to do (as well as find the post).
Yes. I said MABEY. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm also not a five year old. Although if you treat me that way, I'll gladly act that way.

Unless you're a catholic priest.

Anyone else want to come out into the light?
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Asherian wrote:Um.. 5'10 45x37x42.
That's...specific. How well do you want us to know you, again?
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mountainmage wrote:That's...specific. How well do you want us to know you, again?
Honestly considering any lack of coloration and the fact that most people seem to not even know what 3 of those 4 numbers mean I meant it more as a joke. If someone recognizes me based on my measures I'm going to be more then a little disturbed, and at least somewhat impressed.

I think you might be the first person on the internet I've said something like that who even realized I was talking about my body, most just got hideously confused.
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AC/DC has taught me much. (The Dirty Deeds phone number specifically)
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I'd never realized they said a number in that song, can barely understand it. hehe Good to know people are being educated about anatomy by heavy metal. (In a non-death/sex way.)
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I thought it was a skill testing question.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:I thought it was a skill testing question.
There was a question somewhere? I missed it.
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Asherian wrote:There was a question somewhere? I missed it.
I should've quoted. I meant 45x37x42.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:I thought it was a skill testing question.
Thats how I saw it as.

If Asherian is 5 feet and 10 inches tall and has the following measurements, 45x37x42 (that's chest, waist, hips guys) what is her bra size?

I know I can't figure it out with the info provided but its still nice to have a reason to picture boobs. I mean I picture boobs anyways but now there is a mathematical reason, not just because I'm slightly perverted.
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wolf wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:I thought it was a skill testing question.
Thats how I saw it as.

If Asherian is 5 feet and 10 inches tall and has the following measurements, 45x37x42 (that's chest, waist, hips guys) what is her bra size?

I know I can't figure it out with the info provided but its still nice to have a reason to picture boobs. I mean I picture boobs anyways but now there is a mathematical reason, not just because I'm slightly perverted.

If a woman don't have at least C-cups at a 45" chest then she might as well kill yourself... or go on a massive diet.
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TwoBuy wrote:
wolf wrote: I know I can't figure it out with the info provided but its still nice to have a reason to picture boobs. I mean I picture boobs anyways but now there is a mathematical reason, not just because I'm slightly perverted. If a woman don't have at least C-cups at a 45" chest then she might as well kill yourself... or go on a massive diet.
Well you know if they really wanted to know my waist is pretty close to my ribcage size so they could always go look up the size charts at VS or Fredricks. I honestly just did it because I've been doing a lot of measuring lately for dresses and have always thought in terms of measurements instead of weight. and hell I'd be confused to see a girl with a 45 inch bust and 8 inch drop to waist who wasn't above a C cup, her ribcage would be freakish.

...Honestly I'm still kind of surprised there's been this much reaction to it.
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There's nothing but young men and a lesbian, your expectations were too low.
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Obviously. Well now I know I can always distract the forum threads with boobs and/or math. Apparently math+boobs is the best combination basing on the recent responses.

Okay yeah I know its the internet, really I should know better then to mention boobs unless I want everyone to forget what was going on.
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