The NHL Thread

[FengharTheNord]

Personally, I support City Name Sports Team. They're pretty good. When I get money, I'm considering buying a jersey.

Did you see the game yesterday? It was wicked. Popular player totally owned the field.

[AHMETxRock]

Are you going to buy a "new" jersey ed?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Frostbite]

I'd say that's a respectable 1000th post, considering I hate the Detroit Red Wings with a passion that most men will never know.

[Cirtur]

Sometimes I find a mushroom in my food and I don't really like mushrooms. So that's quite a bit of dislike there.

[Frostbite]

Sorry, I'm the one putting those mushrooms there. I do it to annoy you. It's actually a job. I get a paycheck in the mail every two weeks.

[Cirtur]

Could you maybe stop? Or at least tell me who employs you?

[AHMETxRock]

No one employs him. He just noticed a trend of a paycheck coming every two weeks whenever he does or does not put a mushroom in your food occasionally. Whether this is cause and effect or just a coincidence is not something he will fight, and neither should you.

[Cirtur]

Well I would not want to rob a man of his livelihood.

[Frostbite]

Yeah, especially considering my actual summer job has insisted on throwing me over a table and forcefully ravaging my anus. This is my best shot at making money.

[Cirtur]

I have applied for work at a bike shop.

[Frostbite]

Probably easier and better than lifeguarding.

[Cirtur]

Hopefully. I put my interests as cycling and bike repair.

[Frostbite]

You make it sound like an RPG, or The Sims.

Is that where you put all your points?

[Cirtur]

No in the letter along with my CV (Resume) I put that I LOVE cycling and bike repair.

[Frostbite]

Did you include your love for pedophilia too?