Our feelings on Ahmet

[AHMETxRock]

But if I don't force it, who'll want to hear it?

[Lethal Interjection]

When I joined, I made a sig. You guys yelled at me for that.
I made deep comments. You guys said that's not why you're really here, so I toned it down a bit and joked more.
Kidd expressed his opinion is a less than encouragable way, and I declared myself the master of horses, unknowing of his involvement with them.

Honestly, I don't think you guys really know what you want from me. Mabey I should have eased you into my whole involvement. Just stopped by, say hello, then gradually lull you into a sense of security with my boyish good looks and the witty cut of my jib (this is not a sexual remark). I thought you could handle it.

Or mabey I should go far, far away and never return?

Not to flog a dead Arabian* but yes, easing into it would've been the better approach. It isn't that we can't handle you, it is just that your large difference in style and approach peppered by the fact that you are posting nearly 13 times per day, has been pushing people to the edge. You would've fit much better if you would've eased in a bit. I think the common theme has been simply "tone it down". That would probably help you fit in with this board much better. Just a suggestion.

*Okay, now that sounds racist.

[Asherian]

But if I don't force it, who'll want to hear it?

Just because you 'forced yourself popular' before doesn't mean it'll always meet with positive results. (referring to his post in the getting to know your fellow smbcer thread) Most of the time like here even people who'd otherwise agree with you are put off and made hostile. Crazy how people don't like to be forced, even if its just by constant pestering.

[ruotwocone]

But if I don't force it, who'll want to hear it?

Just because you 'forced yourself popular' before doesn't mean it'll always meet with positive results. (referring to his post in the getting to know your fellow smbcer thread) Most of the time like here even people who'd otherwise agree with you are put off and made hostile. Crazy how people don't like to be forced, even if its just by constant pestering.

dude! he just made a light-hearted joke that is totally our style and you missed it. c'mon yo

[mountainmage]

Oh hey, it's been a while. Um...I agree with what people* are saying.
See ya!

*especially ed

[Frostbite]

We're trying too hard to tell him what we want, more apathy! Quick!

[AHMETxRock]

I hate each and everyone of you. blarg. blarg blarg blarg.

Don't want the complaints to run out.

[we_are_138]

RAP BATTLE

[AHMETxRock]

Oh snap. I don't free style, but I've gotten better at the whole "blazing" thing. It usually takes some thinking on my behalf before I can say something with sophistication. If I say something about their mothers, it tends to feel trite.

Your momma so stupid, she believed barack obama when he said he'd be different.
You daddy is like your prostitute girlfriend; both sexually abuse you but neither will ever love you.

Seriously, that daddy one would kick ass if said right. Fortunately, I don't stoop that low. Not in an arguement, and not on the dance floor.

[Edminster]

Fortunately, I don't stoop that low. Not in an arguement, and not on the dance floor.

How can you expect to win a Limbo competition, then?

[AHMETxRock]

Limbo was a great invention for the hawaiin vacation. MAke women dress up in coconut bras and grass skirts, then have them bend over in akward positions in which they must show cleavage. It is also a great way to see which woman was the most flexible of the bunch. IT is a time honored tradition of muslims that we force the woman to marry the current religious authority, which happens to be our dictator.

Twister? That one is gay. I've played it with women present. I've learned way more homosexual poses then straight. And by that, I mean crossing legs with men and having the women be on the other side of the mat.

Chess? It's cliche to say this, but it's an imperialist trick to brainwashing us into rooting for the british parliment to stay the hell away from the queen. Honestly, I have no idea what she does.

Tetris? Is that much replay value really okay? People can spend thousands of hours on an awesome game concept, and eventually it becomes played out, and yet someone thinks of four blocks that fit together and dissappear, and it has consumed the minds of our children and their children, to the point where something bad happens?

Don't get me started on scrabble. When you decide to spell out "Will lisa ablidge me by accompanying me at the dance" but she interupts you halfway through by putting the words feminist and lesbian and fat chance intercrossing, you can never play it again. Damn you lisa, I don't care if you were fictional. I can still live happily with an invented portion of my mind.

[Edminster]

"Will lisa ablidge me by accompanying me at the dance" but she interupts you halfway through by putting the words feminist and lesbian and fat chance intercrossing, you can never play it again. Damn you lisa, I don't care if you were fictional. I can still live happily with an invented portion of my mind.

See? Yet more proof that women are evil. A man would have challenged the word 'ablidge'. And still not gone out with you.

[AHMETxRock]

"Will lisa ablidge me by accompanying me at the dance" but she interupts you halfway through by putting the words feminist and lesbian and fat chance intercrossing, you can never play it again. Damn you lisa, I don't care if you were fictional. I can still live happily with an invented portion of my mind.

See? Yet more proof that women are evil. A man would have challenged the word 'ablidge'. And still not gone out with you.

Yeah. Once she started spelling out Mein Kampf I bolted. I shoulda know she wasn't just metal. Although the lesbianism and feminism weren't that big of a suprise. Also, she stuffed puppies in my gas tank and replaced my rearview mirror with a stained glass playboy model portrait.

[Edminster]

Wait, she can't be all bad if she was helping you get off of your dependency on fossil fuels. Maybe you misunderstood her?

[Asherian]

Wait, she can't be all bad if she was helping you get off of your dependency on fossil fuels. Maybe you misunderstood her?

"...and replaced my rearview mirror with a stained glass playboy model portrait."

Not to mention trying to get him into a higher grade of Porn/Art. I mean good stained glass is something you should always appreciate. If its high enough detail to be identified as a playboy nude vs. another random nude then fuckin A-mazing. (or he knows ms. December far to well..)

Either way starting to attach porn to higher art can't be bad for him, until someday being caught 'red handed' in an art museum with something by Eyck, that would be awkward.