Cooking Experiments!

[Lethal Interjection]

The Kidd Filler*

It does sound good. Well, it doesn't sound good, but the recipe seems tasty. Wait. I'm not sure how to phrase this.

Anyways, when I make grilled cheese sandwiches, I often dip them in salsa, so adding a bit of meat to this sounds good to me. I may try it sometime, though I will probably toast the top slice. Inconsistency of consistencies in foods are irksome to me. Which is why I hate watercrest.

[AHMETxRock]

I have humous and bread. Woo. That in itself needs good experimenting before you can get it like you want.

I'm eating it RIGHT NOW!

[Lethal Interjection]

I have humous and bread. Woo. That in itself needs good experimenting before you can get it like you want.

I'm eating it RIGHT NOW!

And how did that experimenting work out? Standard bread is too limp and soft (that is what she said) to actually dip into hummus. Toasted would work, I suppose . My friend sometimes puts it on his sandwiches, but as a condiment, not on its own.

[Edminster]

Technically Pita is a type of bread, so while not scientifically rigorous this experiment could replicate the findings made by earlier pioneers of condiment science.

[AHMETxRock]

Yes, the pita bread is how I roll. Also how I dip. Sometimes we toast. Meh.

[Lethal Interjection]

That's why I said standard bread. I figured pita would be considered bread of a kind, so I wasn't willing to make a blanket statement.

[Edminster]

Yeah, I was commenting on Ahmet's lack of specificity, whilst providing my hypothesis that he was using pita. Recently I enjoyed humous as a dip for carrots, broccoli, and cauliflower. Of the three, humous + carrots = tasty.

[AHMETxRock]

I'm going to try the carrot thing next time. Thanks.

[Edminster]

Not a problem! Also, I'm going to eat as much pork as possible so that it's less likely for you to accidentally ingest it. Since that's the kind of friend I am*.


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*the fat glutton friend, to be specific

[ruotwocone]

hummus and carrots is good stuff. nothing tops hummus and pita chips, but as a whole, hummus is the prince of dips*

*clearly nacho cheese reigns supreme - with his wife ranch dressing.

[AHMETxRock]

I made a friend... Let's see what the rammifications for this are...

Con: One less person that hates me... Mabey? Is that how they work?
Pro: One less person hates me. I don't have to cry so much at night.
Con: He's decided to eat more pork, which will lend money to an industry that I do not hope continues in the distant future.
Pro: Our country needs that performance enhancer for it's monetary boner, to please his mate, the curvacious and wanton economy. You decide the mate's gender.
Con: I might have to stop talking like this eventually.
Pro: Batman... Batman... Na na na na na na na na Batman.

Yeah, meatloaf tonight.

[Edminster]

Oh, I've never hated you. I've hated your behaviour and attitude, yes. But I have not once begrudged your right to life. After all, you have not taken anyone else's. At least as far as I know. Where was I going with this? I don't really know the answer to that, but I do know that I support your right to not eat things you find distasteful.

That's right! If elected, I will not force you to eat anything deemed haraam. Nor will I force people to eat something that is considered treif, or any other religious word connoting 'forbidden' in a blatant attempt to pander to the religious people of this forum. However, I stand by the right of everyone to eat what they want to. After all, this forum was founded on freedom of choice. That, and a misguided belief that we can come up with interesting ideas.

[AHMETxRock]

Why, if elected, I promise to bring to venture to the desert holy land and harness the magnificent heat and burn the heathens. I shall then return it back to those who rightfully deserve it.

That's right, las vegas! I'm sick and tired of your native americans being on our damned land! Jesus died for our sins. OUR SINS. Jesus hates you cannibals, except for his followers, who eat his flesh and drink his blood every week or something. I'm not quite sure. Uh.... AMERICA!!!

[Lethal Interjection]

Con: He's decided to eat more pork, which will lend money to an industry that I do not hope continues in the distant future.

If that happens I will kill myself.
But it will never happen, so I feel pretty safe making that promise.

[Frostbite]

I'm voting for the crack dealer behind the grocery store.