Santa Cruz

[ZachWeiner]

The lady and I are going there for Valentine's. Any suggestions?

[mountainmage]

Unless Santa Cruz is in South Florida, nope. (My parents hate traveling, and I'm broke, so I'm stuck here.)

[hawhaw1267]

Make sure you have sex with her! It's what she should be expecting! Don't screw up like last time!

[AHMETxRock]

Make sure you have sex with her! It's what she should be expecting! Don't screw up like last time!

Why, did screwing upward not satisfy your lover adequetly enough last time?

[mountainmage]

I believe that qualifies as a zing. Maybe.

[Lethal Interjection]

I believe that qualifies as a zing. Maybe.

Maybe about 1/4 of a zing. And maybe 1/2 a snicker.

[Frostbite]

And if you combine those ingredients into a saucepan and let them simmer, you just might get a laugh.

[Lethal Interjection]

Add some leftover chicken bones, and baby! You got a stew going!

Sorry, I've been making my way through Arrested Development again.

[hawhaw1267]

Add some leftover chicken bones

With hookers!

[ruotwocone]

Add some leftover chicken bones

With hookers!

in space!

[AHMETxRock]

Add some leftover chicken bones

With hookers!

in space!

See, now, if it was in space, upwards wouldn't work. The lack of gravity would prevent any real motion.

[Lethal Interjection]

See, now, if it was in space, upwards wouldn't work. The lack of gravity would prevent any real motion.

Sure it can. The problem is that you are thinking about hookers in the void of space. But as long as you have something to brace yourself against sex is just as possible with or without gravity. Not that I'm speaking with any sort of authority on the subject...

[hawhaw1267]

Yeah, but can you brace yourself against space AIDS? I think not!

[ruotwocone]

i was thinking that in space, is there really an upwards? Unless you are referring to the direction of your own gate*

*double points for the reference ID!

[Edminster]

You are such a Card*, TwoCone!

*Excellent series. I have yet to read the new book, though.