big john on the loose

big john · Post by **big john** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:13 pm

hey guys. i <3 all of you. You guys dont know me but i know you. Ive been watching you for a while. wolf is hott.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:31 pm

big john wrote:hey guys. i <3 all of you. You guys dont know me but i know you. Ive been watching you for a while. wolf is hott.

Wow, creepy. You remind me of a room mate I once had; she had the tendency to watch me sleep (I caught her twice when I woke up suddenly). However, you do have impeccable taste in people so I'll forgive you for the creepiness. For now.

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:34 pm

HAH!

I so friggin did the same thing!!! I watched SMBC because my boyfriend (hawhaw1267) was on here.

WELCOME TO THE FORUM!!!!

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:37 pm

wolf wrote:Wow, creepy.

You're telling me! I can't read "Ive been watching you for a while" without hearing it in the "psychotic killer" voice.

big john wrote:Ive been... watching you... for a while.

See what I mean?

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:52 pm

Gah.. You guys did the same thing to me, if you recall?

we_are_138 wrote:
Steffles wrote:Hey im new here.... does anyone know how to make links. I have been Watching you guys for a while now Waiting for the right time to emerge from the shadows and I finally decided to sign up.. So that I could tell tucker that he is Stupid... and his mom is freakishly huge.
OOooOOOoo Creepy, like an internet stalker you know us but we dont know you, welcome By the way.

So dont feel too bad if they make fun of you at first.. You still have a few more weeks before they start to throw rocks and tell you that you are more annoying than your boyfriend.. oh wait, no.. that is just me!

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:54 pm

big john wrote:hey guys. i <3 all of you.

he <3 all of us?... so does that mean he 2 all of us or 1... or some kind of decimals us? i hope he doesn't -4 all of us... that's just wrong on so many levels. Personally, I phi all of you (except tucker)

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:12 pm

Wow he spelled "hot" with two "T's" thats some crazy hot.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:34 pm

we_are_138 wrote:Wow he spelled "hot" with two "T's" thats some crazy hot.

Fortunately it wasn't "hawt."

As for this whole stalkerishness, I can't help but think of that newish movie, called When A Stranger Calls.
And now, I want to see the sequel, When A Stranger Posts. "We just tracked their ISP and the poster is INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:56 pm

big john's in my 3rd period... i think its safe to say that he's pretty much the coolest small person around... i did not say midget for all you people with midget fettishes... he is just a small people. please don't hate him just for being my friend he deserves recognition

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:12 pm

Big John sound like he would either be:
A very large toilet
A very large penis
A very large person named John
or, A midget who uses the word "Large" as a since of irony to make himself get syphathy points from the forum-goers.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:16 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:A very large penis

no, that would be "big johnson"

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:02 pm

tucker wrote:big john's in my 3rd period...

So he is trapped in the last dot of your ellipsis?

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:42 am

tucker wrote:big john's in my 3rd period...

Awwww, Tucker's all grown up, and a big girl now. Don't worry, darling, menstruation is a perfectly normal part of every woman's life, but letting people play in it is a bit weird.

(Sorry, Lethal, I know you already did funny with your post just above, but I couldn't resist. It's Tucker. You know how it is.)

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:09 am

I wish there was something funny I could say, But no.. Crayon just hogged all of the funny this thread will prolly ever see.

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:15 pm

I watched too! Ooh! For like a week! I already had a deep-seated hate for Tucker before I even posted!

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