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we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:32 pm

Somebody in here is knee deep in red tide.. if you get my meaning

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:46 pm

we_are_138 wrote:Somebody in here is knee deep in red tide.. if you get my meaning

.......... you've been going through my trash again haven't you? If I find any of my stuff on ebay I'll be pissed. If people actually bet on it... I have a new job.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:31 pm

So far there are 39 bids on a clump of your hair with a high bid of $72.53

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:13 am

we_are_138 wrote:So far there are 39 bids on a clump of your hair with a high bid of $72.53

Hmmm.... really? I wonder how much my nail clippings would go for. Act now and I'll add a cup of urine for free! Ebay here I come!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:26 am

wolf wrote:
we_are_138 wrote:So far there are 39 bids on a clump of your hair with a high bid of $72.53
Hmmm.... really? I wonder how much my nail clippings would go for. Act now and I'll add a cup of urine for free! Ebay here I come!

Wolf urine! Sound like one of those crazy things I did in Vegas with GreenCrayon. Crayon was too drunk to remember

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:53 am

hawhaw1267 wrote:Crayon was too drunk to remember

Hey, I was as surprised as anyone that it took such a small amount of wolf urine to get me hammered, but there you go... floating off into the distance like a silvery balloon full of love, shaving cream and intangible substances that cease to be when you try and validate their concept in a euclidian four-dimensional space.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:57 pm

And I remember having to buy that urine from Ebay! Not cheap! It cost me around $56.79 plus shipping and handling and urine transporting. Apparently Ebay frowns upon selling urine online so you have to pay an extra $30 fee for it.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:25 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:Hey, I was as surprised as anyone that it took such a small amount of wolf urine to get me hammered, but there you go... floating off into the distance like a silvery balloon full of love, shaving cream and intangible substances that cease to be when you try and validate their concept in a euclidian four-dimensional space.

Probably because she's hammered 24/7.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:06 pm

A+ on usage GreenCrayon, that was a nice touch :p
The finger/toe nail clippings went as a pack with the hair and dust from your house I sold it as a wolf doll.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:28 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:Hey, I was as surprised as anyone that it took such a small amount of wolf urine to get me hammered, but there you go... floating off into the distance like a silvery balloon full of love, shaving cream and intangible substances that cease to be when you try and validate their concept in a euclidian four-dimensional space.
Probably because she's hammered 24/7.

Hey! I'm not.... yeah I got nothing. I'm a drunk and stoner. I have to put a disclaimer on the cups of urine that states that it will not pass any form of drug testing. My urine is many thing, a refreshing drink, a great smelling perfume, a great gift for anyone, but it's not clean.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:17 pm

I once gave my mom wolf urine as a Mothers Day gift. I think she liked it. She drank it all in one shot. The next day, I woke up and she was in a closed trash compactor...