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cheez.wiz
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Re: Banhammer Brigade

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A bit of both...

But i was gone. It's just nice messing with people's head again.
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For those who care, I have shifted into Spam Management: Beatdown Configuration. Upon conclusion, Civilian casualties estimated to be ~125 sapients, Spam-Bot casualties ~24,000. Estimated time until completion: 28 Hours.
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Wait - sapients? My mother's a sapient!
Nooooo!
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Edminster wrote:For those who care, I have shifted into Spam Management: Beatdown Configuration. Upon conclusion, Civilian casualties estimated to be ~125 sapients, Spam-Bot casualties ~24,000. Estimated time until completion: 28 Hours.

Sapient - Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin sapient-, sapiens, from present participle of sapere to taste, be wise — more at sage

Sure ye don't mean Sentient?
1 : responsive to or conscious of sense impressions <sentient beings>
2 : aware
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I've seen sapient used in that manner before, but I can't find it in any dictionaries, either.
You can't see it, but I am shrugging.
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Laneth wrote:Sure ye don't mean Sentient?
Nope, sentience is quite different. I definitely intended to use the word Sapient.

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Spam Management: Beatdown Configuration temporarily suspended for routine Banhammer maintenence. Current Spam deathcount ~19,000. Work proceeding far ahead of projected timeline.
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cheez.wiz wrote:No more Ahmet?

Yeah, well, someone had to do it, right?
?
I'm going to be busy moving stuff. It'll be like I'm gone. No banhammer this amigo porfavor.
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AHMETxRock wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:No more Ahmet?

Yeah, well, someone had to do it, right?
?
I'm going to be busy moving stuff. It'll be like I'm gone. No banhammer this amigo porfavor.
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Rollin' eyes smiley face indeed.
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++, indeed. :roll:
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Why are they all called smileys? Most of them don't even smile. I mean that one does at the end. But an angry smiley just sounds stupid.
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I prefer the term emoticon myself. It's more all-encompassing.
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I loathe the term emoticon, and smiley. I prefer to call them "little omens that the end of the world is soon at hand".

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But how will I express my emotions without the aid of tiny yellow generalizations of said emotion?!?! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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With actual personality?
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