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Re: Titles

Postby astasia » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:52 am

Edminster wrote:
astasia wrote:If I post 50 way above quality posts, could I get a title, then?

Or, you know, maybe if I promised to post super awesomely for the next 50.

I would be satisfied if you ran a streak of one hundred posts without mentioning that you're a lesbian* who has a girlfriend. I do have to say good job on not cursing as much as when you first arrived, though.

*Seriously, we get it. You prefer vagina instead of penis. Not a big deal.


Well, that isn't going to happen. It's a big part of who I am.

Also, have I mentioned that I like girls? 'Cause that's a pretty cool fact about me.

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astasia wrote:If I post 50 way above quality posts, could I get a title, then?

Or, you know, maybe if I promised to post super awesomely for the next 50.


Come on love, ye've been about as active as I was when I joined. I've been here just on a month and I've achieved my 200 :) Ye'll get there in no time, through the sheer awesome of your many posts ;)


Thanks.

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Re: Titles

Postby cheez.wiz » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:11 am

I like girls too.
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Re: Titles

Postby astasia » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:19 am

cheez.wiz wrote:I like girls too.


...Are we the same person?

Quick: do you like breathing?
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Re: Titles

Postby cheez.wiz » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:26 am

Maybe...

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Re: Titles

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:47 am

Well, if 100 quality posts will do, I guess I'll throw my hat in.
By this post, I am requesting that, if my posts to date are deemed of sufficient merit, I be granted the title of "Token Hors d'Oeuvre".

Edit:
And, 'cause I can't think of a better place to ask, I'll ask it here. Astasia, is your avatar a picture of you gouging out your own lips with a spoon?
(That is what it looks like to me.)
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Re: Titles

Postby Laneth » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:12 am

astasia wrote:Well, that isn't going to happen. It's a big part of who I am.

Also, have I mentioned that I like girls? 'Cause that's a pretty cool fact about me.


Well, if that's the case, I'm going to make every post I make contain something about me being a lesbian (I'm a guy that likes girls, but I consider lesbian to be the condition of liking girls, not necessarily the female on female stereotype).

Also, since that's just stupid, I'm going to post an actual fact about me that is pointless and meaningless to everyone here but is a big part of who I am - I am pagan and spiritual and stuff. Yep, I worship multiple deities and believe in magick and care for the earth and Her creatures.

Yep. Every post.
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Re: Titles

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:17 am

Well, when in Rome...

Mating occurs when the female crab is in her soft-shell condition. Prior to molting she is carried by a male who grasps her by the claws in a face-to-face position. Fertilization is external, with the male crab using the reduced fifth pair of legs to spread sperm onto the female's pleopods. The eggs are extruded immediately after mating but take nearly a year to hatch; depending on the size of the female the clutches range from 150,000–400,000 eggs. Larval development consists of four zoeal stages followed by a megalops, which settles out in structurally complex habitats.

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Re: Titles

Postby Edminster » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:38 am

Oy! Mage, it's your turn to title people. I move that Oldrac's title be either 'Token Horse Doofer' or 'Emergency Rations'.

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Re: Titles

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:15 pm

Eh, you know what, I'm 25 posts away from 200 as it is. I'll just wait.

False alarm, people. No parades today!
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Re: Titles

Postby Cirtur » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:20 pm

I think I'll just goatse people all the time.

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Re: Titles

Postby mountainmage » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:03 pm

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Eh, you know what, I'm 25 posts away from 200 as it is. I'll just wait.

False alarm, people. No parades today!


Too bad. I really wanted a parade so I went ahead and gave you one.
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Re: Titles

Postby astasia » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:43 pm

If we all start posting "every post" at the end of every post, can we pretend like I started that trend, rather than it just being a mockery of me?

It will be this cool internet meme and stuff.

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Re: Titles

Postby mountainmage » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:47 pm

I refuse to conform!

Every post!*


*DAMN IT
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Re: Titles

Postby cheez.wiz » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:50 pm

mountainmage wrote:I refuse to conform!

Every post!*


*DAMN IT**
**Every post!


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Re: Titles

Postby Cirtur » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:32 pm

You forgot the every post.

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