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Edminster wrote:

astasia wrote:If I post 50 way above quality posts, could I get a title, then?

Or, you know, maybe if I promised to post super awesomely for the next 50.

I would be satisfied if you ran a streak of one hundred posts without mentioning that you're a lesbian* who has a girlfriend. I do have to say good job on not cursing as much as when you first arrived, though.

*Seriously, we get it. You prefer vagina instead of penis. Not a big deal.

Well, that isn't going to happen. It's a big part of who I am.

Also, have I mentioned that I like girls? 'Cause that's a pretty cool fact about me.

Laneth wrote:

astasia wrote:If I post 50 way above quality posts, could I get a title, then?

Or, you know, maybe if I promised to post super awesomely for the next 50.

Come on love, ye've been about as active as I was when I joined. I've been here just on a month and I've achieved my 200 Ye'll get there in no time, through the sheer awesome of your many posts

Thanks.

I'm not worried, for serious.

I like girls too.

cheez.wiz wrote:I like girls too.

...Are we the same person?

Quick: do you like breathing?

Maybe...

Do you use your eyes to see?

Well, if 100 quality posts will do, I guess I'll throw my hat in.
By this post, I am requesting that, if my posts to date are deemed of sufficient merit, I be granted the title of "Token Hors d'Oeuvre".

Edit:
And, 'cause I can't think of a better place to ask, I'll ask it here. Astasia, is your avatar a picture of you gouging out your own lips with a spoon?
(That is what it looks like to me.)

astasia wrote:Well, that isn't going to happen. It's a big part of who I am.

Also, have I mentioned that I like girls? 'Cause that's a pretty cool fact about me.

Well, if that's the case, I'm going to make every post I make contain something about me being a lesbian (I'm a guy that likes girls, but I consider lesbian to be the condition of liking girls, not necessarily the female on female stereotype).

Also, since that's just stupid, I'm going to post an actual fact about me that is pointless and meaningless to everyone here but is a big part of who I am - I am pagan and spiritual and stuff. Yep, I worship multiple deities and believe in magick and care for the earth and Her creatures.

Yep. Every post.

Well, when in Rome...

Mating occurs when the female crab is in her soft-shell condition. Prior to molting she is carried by a male who grasps her by the claws in a face-to-face position. Fertilization is external, with the male crab using the reduced fifth pair of legs to spread sperm onto the female's pleopods. The eggs are extruded immediately after mating but take nearly a year to hatch; depending on the size of the female the clutches range from 150,000–400,000 eggs. Larval development consists of four zoeal stages followed by a megalops, which settles out in structurally complex habitats.

Every post.

Oy! Mage, it's your turn to title people. I move that Oldrac's title be either 'Token Horse Doofer' or 'Emergency Rations'.

Every post.

Eh, you know what, I'm 25 posts away from 200 as it is. I'll just wait.

False alarm, people. No parades today!

I think I'll just goatse people all the time.

Every post.

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Eh, you know what, I'm 25 posts away from 200 as it is. I'll just wait.

False alarm, people. No parades today!

Too bad. I really wanted a parade so I went ahead and gave you one.

If we all start posting "every post" at the end of every post, can we pretend like I started that trend, rather than it just being a mockery of me?

It will be this cool internet meme and stuff.

Every post.

I refuse to conform!

Every post!*


*DAMN IT

mountainmage wrote:I refuse to conform!

Every post!*


*DAMN IT**
**Every post!

Fix'd

You forgot the every post.

Every post.