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Farm Town is a menace to society.
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Farm Town should be put to sleep.

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Or, to be more apropos, should be taken behind the shed and shot.
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I'm pretty sure Farms don't have sheds. They have barns.

You should know that, Amish boy.

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I believe farms have sheds and barns. The sheds are used for *ahem* sharp utensils (axes, hoes, knives, etc.).

Barns are for the animals, which are later taken to the shed.
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HurricaneDean wrote:I believe farms have sheds and barns. The sheds are used for *ahem* sharp utensils (axes, hoes, knives, etc.).

Barns are for the animals, which are later taken to the shed.
See, this new guy has a good head on his shoulders. Also, he totally just served you.

Plus, I live in South Florida. The hicks are in North Florida.
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HurricaneDean wrote:I believe farms have sheds and barns. The sheds are used for *ahem* sharp utensils (axes, hoes, knives, etc.).

Barns are for the animals, which are later taken to the shed.
I think a "hoe shed" is called a brothel.

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In America we call them potentially funny headlines involving politicians, Jack.
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LordRetard wrote:
HurricaneDean wrote:I believe farms have sheds and barns. The sheds are used for *ahem* sharp utensils (axes, hoes, knives, etc.).

Barns are for the animals, which are later taken to the shed.
I think a "hoe shed" is called a brothel.
Zing!

I see what you did there.
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Now, I play Harvest Moon 64, which is a man's farming simulator game. Screw your facebook click and play adventures. Harvest moon is hardcore. HARDCORE!

I killed my chickens by wacking them all to death with an axe.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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You wack off with an axe?

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It's a magic trick he can only do once.
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Guys, I think we just figured out why Ahmet is sad and lonely.
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Don't worry man, you'd be surprised what they can do with prosthetics nowadays.
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I think I saw a movie like that once!

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