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It's sad but in my English 1102 class the other day, someone described the actions of someone as "fucking gay." Some people just never mature, I guess.
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mountainmage wrote:It's sad but in my English 1102 class the other day, someone described the actions of someone as "fucking gay." Some people just never mature, I guess.
I presume the described action wasn't intercourse with someone of the same sex? Because if it was, I think you might be overreacting.

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We call THAT a homonym, contrasted with polysemy!

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Now, that is a stepped-up game, ladies and gentlemen.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
mountainmage wrote:It's sad but in my English 1102 class the other day, someone described the actions of someone as "fucking gay." Some people just never mature, I guess.
I presume the described action wasn't intercourse with someone of the same sex? Because if it was, I think you might be overreacting.
Now that you mention it, he was sodomizing another man right in the middle of the classroom! I totally overreacted.
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mountainmage wrote:Now that you mention it, he was sodomizing another man right in the middle of the classroom! I totally overreacted.
Isn't that a little too gay?

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mountainmage wrote:Now that you mention it, he was sodomizing another man right in the middle of the classroom! I totally overreacted.
I'm glad that you realise the error of your ways.
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CasualFriday wrote:Do your students know you're bisexual? (I think that's what I saw you post earlier...) Also, they should allow teachers to spank kids again.
What were you thinking, Casual Friday? That's just wrong!
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There was an XKCD comic similar to that.

In what scientists are calling pretty gay...
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Sahan wrote: What were you thinking, Casual Friday? That's just wrong!

Just imagine the satisfaction gained when the hole-ridden paddle you're swinging makes a sharp "smack" on the backside of some asshole high school kid.

I get shivers just thinking about it.
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What's so great about Twitter? From all that I can tell, all you're doing is typing random crap that nobody cares about.
I don't know. I just work here.

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CasualFriday wrote:I get aroused just thinking about it.
Fix'd.

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BigRed009 wrote:What's so great about Twitter? From all that I can tell, all you're doing is typing random crap that EVERYONE cares about.
Fix'd.*


*Let me delude myself.
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Neglected Shoe wrote:
BigRed009 wrote:What's so great about Twitter? From all that I can tell, all you're doing is typing vague crap that EVERYONE stares at and wonders what you're talking about.
Fix'd.*
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Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Neglected Shoe wrote:
BigRed009 wrote:What's so great about Twitter? From all that I can tell, all you're doing is typing vague crap that EVERYONE stares at and wonders what you're talking about.
Fix'd.*
Double-fix'd.
I love doing that.

I like to imagine everyone sitting there in complete confusion, thinking "I don't know what she's talking about, but man, her life sounds SO COOL!"

And that's what twitter means to me.
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