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Re: Twitter

Postby Kimra » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:48 am

You forgot the hat or knitted balaclava. Both of which are likely sewn to his head at different times. Like Joe Dirt.*

*feels wrong for making a reference to that movie.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Merrick » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:01 pm

Eh, close enough.

I've had a haircut since then, as it was taken in April.

Was the only 'shady' photo I could find.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Frostbite » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:24 am

Well I just heard you are a shady man of mystery who is possibly international.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Merrick » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:52 am

England isn't international.

Much.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:14 pm

Listen, Merrick, you need act more aloof.

Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there. ED DON'T READ THIS NEXT BIT

Americans are disgusting, mannerless blobs of flesh who resemble a pig-chicken hybrid in their attempts to act urbane. You must always remember that you are better than them and that nothing good will come of befriending one of the endless hordes of New Worlders.

ED CAN READ NOW

And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Merrick » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:34 pm

Alright, I think I can do that.

stupid americans.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:24 am

So you're married to someone you hate Cirtur? Sounds like a normal marriage then OH SNAP.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Edminster » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:03 am

Cirtur wrote:Listen, Merrick, you need act more aloof.

Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there.

And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.

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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:32 am

Apocalyptus wrote:So you're married to someone you hate Cirtur? Sounds like a normal marriage then OH SNAP.


I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:10 am

OH I AM SORRY I MUST HAVE MEANT SOMEONE ELSE. WE COOL, CIRTUR?
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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:12 am

AS COOL AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:41 am

AND THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? RIGHT?
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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:58 am

YES NEVER HAVE ARGUMENTS ERUPTED BETWEEN WE TWO
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Re: Twitter

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:33 pm

WE'RE TOTALLY BFF'S. WE EVEN HAVE MATCHING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.
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Re: Twitter

Postby Cirtur » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:47 pm

I GAVE MINE TO A DOG.
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