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You forgot the hat or knitted balaclava. Both of which are likely sewn to his head at different times. Like Joe Dirt.*

*feels wrong for making a reference to that movie.

Eh, close enough.

I've had a haircut since then, as it was taken in April.

Was the only 'shady' photo I could find.

Well I just heard you are a shady man of mystery who is possibly international.

England isn't international.

Much.

Listen, Merrick, you need act more aloof.

Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there. ED DON'T READ THIS NEXT BIT

Americans are disgusting, mannerless blobs of flesh who resemble a pig-chicken hybrid in their attempts to act urbane. You must always remember that you are better than them and that nothing good will come of befriending one of the endless hordes of New Worlders.

ED CAN READ NOW

And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.

Alright, I think I can do that.

stupid americans.

So you're married to someone you hate Cirtur? Sounds like a normal marriage then OH SNAP.

Cirtur wrote:Listen, Merrick, you need act more aloof.

Rule 5 dictates that we've got to act more superior than those guys out there.

And we need to show those wonderful, delightful North Americans the respect they deserve.

Aw, I love you, too.

Apocalyptus wrote:So you're married to someone you hate Cirtur? Sounds like a normal marriage then OH SNAP.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

OH I AM SORRY I MUST HAVE MEANT SOMEONE ELSE. WE COOL, CIRTUR?

AS COOL AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN

AND THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? RIGHT?

YES NEVER HAVE ARGUMENTS ERUPTED BETWEEN WE TWO

WE'RE TOTALLY BFF'S. WE EVEN HAVE MATCHING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.

I GAVE MINE TO A DOG.