Does anyone else have problems with clowns

FluffyBunny09 · Post by **FluffyBunny09** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:00 pm

I dont know about yall but I am HORRIFIED when it comes to clowns. They're scary and i think that they should all die!!!!!!!!! And i mean that in the most christian like way.

Mr. Whootness · Post by **Mr. Whootness** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:07 pm

Well I think clowns with white and black makeup look cool (not mimes) but not when red blue green or yellow is mixed in, it is just looks gay (no offense to those who are homosexual)

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:41 pm

I have a long list of things that scary me and clowns is on that list.

Oh and Whoot, it's ghey.

FluffyBunny09 · Post by **FluffyBunny09** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:02 pm

Well atleast I'm not alone. It even gets to the point that when i see one i practically cry. Thanks to Mr.Wootness and Satan i fear them even more.

Mr. Whootness · Post by **Mr. Whootness** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:35 pm

Muwhahahahaha!!! I am the vicousness! But anyways, what actually started the fear of them did a guy in a clown suit tie you up and make you watch him eat out your fathers enternal organs?

FluffyBunny09 · Post by **FluffyBunny09** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:38 pm

No. I don't really know what started it but i know its there. My mom says that it started when i was around 2 or 3 but i can' remeber that far back

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:53 pm

In that case you should watch the movie called Gacy*

Its about this man(John Wayne Gacy) who dresses up like a clown and kills a bunch of 16-18 year old boys(he also has sex with them).. There are like HUNDREDs of them.. And he buries them under his house!!! Oh gosh its so gross.. it starts to smell under there and all of the neighbors come in and complain then his wife finds out and leaves him and then another guy moves in with him and then Gacy tries to kill him too.. He finally confesses or something.. It is based on factual evidence.. they ended up digging all of them up.. there were lots of dead bodies...

*on second thought DONT

FluffyBunny09 · Post by **FluffyBunny09** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:02 pm

Awww. now imma scared anymore. I thought clowns where fake, but no now there is/was someone who dressed like one and then did all that stuff. See i told everyone that clowns where evil but no, no one wants to believe me.

Didnt clowns evolve from Jessters? (sp?)

Satan_loves · Post by **Satan_loves** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:23 pm

I ove clowns

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:09 pm

Yeah, clowns are the natural evolution of King's jesters. (On a side note my name is spelled with a double s because my name is Jesse, thus I am still within the realms of grammatical correctness. Booya!)

Also, clowns aren't scary, even when wielding knives. Even with sharp teeth. They just are not scary in any way shape or form.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:11 pm

Satan_loves wrote:I ove clowns

I used to ove clowns but someone filed a complaint with the city.

Mr. Whootness · Post by **Mr. Whootness** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:40 am

Before I die I am going to write a request to be dressed up as a clown in my casket. (If you want you may come to my funeral, there will be stripers, a circuss, choreographic breakdancers, and possibly some of the angriest family members ever. I'll send a flyer if I could get your mail address.)

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:02 am

I'm not having a funeral, I don't intend to die.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:38 pm

Jesster wrote:I'm not having a funeral, I don't intend to die.

But there can be only one.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:47 pm

Which is why I killed all the others and absorbed their powers.

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