It thinks it is people!

[Sahan]

No, I think he has moved on from those days.

[Edminster]

[Cirtur]

Looks like Hardkore's date has arrived.

[Felstaff]

It's elephants!

Playing cricket!

[Edminster]

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[Kimra]

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When I get married, I want him to be my priest.

[Edminster]

The path of the righteous squirrel is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the nut-hoarders and the tyranny of blue jays.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the chipmunks through the prairies of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and a finder of lost seeds.

And I will strike down upon thee with great panic and furious chittering, those who attempt to hunt and trap my brothers.

And you will know my name is Skippy McTrunkstash when I lay my whiskers upon thee.

[Kimra]

The path of the righteous squirrel is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the nut-hoarders and the tyranny of blue jays.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the chipmunks through the prairies of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and a finder of lost seeds.

And I will strike down upon thee with great panic and furious chittering, those who attempt to hunt and trap my brothers.

And you will know my name is Skippy McTrunkstash when I lay my whiskers upon thee.

If you can do the wedding vows I'm giving you megapoints.

[Asherian]

I think that might have been the intro, a lot of priest like to do a mini sermon before the actual vows.

I think it might be traditional for some religions *cough*catholics*/end cough*

[Edminster]

Ham sandwiches are especially delicious for people who can't understand basic English.

[Kimra]

For what it's worth, I've never heard a mini-sermon before Mass.

I think she meant the wedding vows. So it's still part of the mass, not before them.

I get sermons all the time. Not even from priests, I'm just lucky like that.