Talk to Strangers

[Lethal Interjection]

That's a pretty sweet program/virus thing. The idea is pretty cool.

[LordRetard]

Necro'd for this. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Aardvark but basically it emails you or messages you with questions that people have, and you try to answer them. I am in blue.

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I'm a little bit flabbergasted.

[Cirtur]

That sounds fun. By the way, your second image isn't working. I'm getting a white box with the symbol in for image.

[Sahan]

Was tempted to try Omegle out again, and I managed to get a troll to give up and start having a proper conversation with me. I consider that a pretty good achievement.

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2757 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey scx
Stranger: *sxc
Stranger: asl
You: I think you have the wrong number
Stranger: ?
Stranger: asl
You: why does it amtter
Stranger: fine then
You: that you know
You: I mean, I could lie
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: wuu2
You: yeah
You: that is some crazy shit there
You: good stuff
Stranger: k
Stranger: kwl
Stranger: eat me out bitch
You: wha the hell is kwl?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old r u lyk 12
You: so, you used a 3 letter obscure acronym for a 4 letter word?
You: what;s the point in that?
You: I mean, you still have to press 3 keys
Stranger: wots the point in u usin technical words
You: I dunno, it's english
You: I like typing in english
You: but seriously, that is a useless shorthand
Stranger: ok well i lyk typin in chinese ok so u hav a problem get fkd
You: no fine by me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: I know a bit of chinese
Stranger: ni hao
You: ni hao, ni hao ma?
You: yeah that's pretty much the extent of my chinese
Stranger: shweet
You: yeah
Stranger: Shizzle
Stranger: eat me owt bitch :D
You: I find that offensive
You: well not really
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: very sorry
You: it's more weird than anything
Stranger: majorly sorry
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so u a man?
You: I forgive you I guess
You: um, I suppose I am, yes
Stranger: so u a trans?
You: I might also be a robot
You: yeah or a trans
You: but more likely a robot
Stranger: well im a trands
Stranger: *trans
Stranger: :D
You: cool
Stranger: a hav a dik and boobs
You: you act more like a guy though
You: how old were you when you got the operation?
Stranger: 12
You: get much of a say on the matter?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i wanted 2
You: how did your parent s take it?
Stranger: they wer cool
You: uh huh
You: so which toilet do you go to?
Stranger: da guys coz i hav a dik u c
You: men's or women's?
You: yeah I see
You: do you get bullied?
Stranger: it looks i hav very large large moobs
You: huh, yeah I know that feeling
Stranger: no coz i go 2 a school specially for trans
You: huh, first time I've heard of such a school
You: are the teacher's also transsexual?
Stranger: its in cuba
Stranger: no
You: so, you're in Cuba then?
Stranger: yes
You: cool, what do you think of Castro?
Stranger: a fuck ass
You: how come?
Stranger: dunno
You: you don't know why you think your leader is a fuck ass?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u c im a bit retarded
You: how about his economic policy? I've heard mixed reactions to it
Stranger: guess wot im going out wif my teacher
You: that's nice
Stranger: yes hes very hot
Stranger: he like to feel my boobs
You: is it a loving relationship?
You: You have to be a bit careful sometimes
Stranger: im very careful i go to his house every nite
Stranger: yes i love him VERY much
Stranger: he likes me for my disability 2
You: but, you're in a school of transexuals
You: so all of hsi studnets have a disability
Stranger: yes but i have a disability too
You: he's clearly lying to you
You: then that would imply that he's having relationships with other students too most likely
Stranger: wot do u think i am? a giraffe
You: um, not quite a giraffe per say
Stranger: a squirrel
You: I don't think giraffes are particularly good with keboards
You: oooh, that's a possibility
Stranger: look i can spell my name
You: but you type pretty slowly for a squirrel
Stranger: M 
Stranger: O
Stranger: P
Stranger: S
Stranger: T
You: nah, you can't be a squirrel
Stranger: a hippo
You: that's a pretty offensive name in squirrel
Stranger: a cuban dinosaur?
Stranger: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You: nah, hippos aren't capable of typing
Stranger: See i have a very good rawr
You: cuban dinosaur? now you're just making stuff up
Stranger: its real
Stranger: i can see one in my mind right now
You: Can you see me in your mind right now?
Stranger: yes u r a sxc beast reow
Stranger: yum yum
Stranger: im eatin u owt
You: nah. cannibalism isn't really tht erotic for me
Stranger: Mopst says hi
Stranger: im not a canabil OK!
Stranger: r u lyk mothr fkn 9 or sum shit bro
Stranger: Kia Ora mate
You: haha
You: so you're from NZ?
You: you;re up pretty late
Stranger: its early bro
Stranger: u frm nz?
You: nah
You: I visited in July though
Stranger: oh did u like dis choice place
You: hell yeah
Stranger: where u from
Stranger: aussie mate
You: yeah, was in North Island
You: pretty good
Stranger: Kate pia que?
You: want o go again sometime
Stranger: where u frm
You: Aus
Stranger: sweet as
You: sweet as bro
Stranger: Choice
You: you ever jumped off Sky Tower?
Stranger: YEA MATE was mean
Stranger: did u
You: nah, I would have, but didn't have enough money on me when I visited
Stranger: oh bro not gud ow
You: have to do it sometime
Stranger: yea
You: anyway gtg
You: later dude
Stranger: oh cya shiz
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Cirtur]

Well done.

Schools for trannies. Man that would be strange. But it looks like I just found the setting for my NaNoWriMo.

[mountainmage]

You: but, you're in a school of transexuals
You: so all of hsi studnets have a disability

Err...since when was being a transsexual considered a disability?

[Cirtur]

It was the stranger that called it a disability first.

[mountainmage]

No, I think he said he was a tranny, and that he also had a disability (Stranger: u c im a bit retarded).

[Cirtur]

Oh, I see. Ah well, perhaps Sahan misunderstood. Unless he didn't, in which case I am writing him into my story as a bigot.

Sahan's wife: The kids just want to be trannies, Sahan! Leave them alone!

Sahan: I can't, sugar. Someone's gotta teach those disabled people a lesson.

[Sahan]

Yeah, that was a misunderstanding on my part, I realised it afterwards, but then I knew I had to stick to my guns and appear bigoted.

P.S. Is my wife pretty?

[mountainmage]

She'll be pretty, but she'll have at least four tragic flaws.

[LordRetard]

Okay, let's try your mother again:

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[Cirtur]

Boom, 20 minutes I'll never get back.

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You: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: do you
You: like breasts?
Stranger: no, i'm a girl
You: Oh okay
You: I can respect that decision.
Stranger: ok
You: I am going to ask you a question.
Stranger: okay
You: Please, don't judge me by it, all I want is an answer.
You: What
You: do bras feel like to wear?
Stranger: bras?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: bye
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassiere
Stranger: you'r wierred
You: I told you not to judge me!
Stranger: i don't care
You: Oh I see.
You: Whore.
You: You're just like your mother.
Stranger: no
Stranger: bye bye
You: Why does everything I love leave me?
Stranger: ??
You: Listen, this. Us. It doesn't have to end this way.
You: We could just, I don't know.
You: Masturbate to each other?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, I will describe myself then you go.
Stranger: okay
You: "A robust man, strong. He stands proud atop a hilltop. His powerful abdominal muscles are dwarfed by his large sexual organ."
You: "His hair waves in the wind."
You: "Truly, this a man for whom appearances are simultaneous beneath and of utmost importance."
You: But what do You look like?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: miley cyrus
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: As in you are her, or just look like her?
Stranger: look
You: Ah I see.
You: So, I'd just look at a picture of her, and sort of squint, Hey Presto! There's you.
Stranger: yes
You: K, well I've loaded up a picture of her.
You: I've gotta say it's difficult to masturbate to her, because I don't really like her music.
Stranger: what do you think?
You: Sure, an attractive body.
You: But what about the mind?
You: The body fades, but the mind?
You: It fades too, but it does take longer.
Stranger: you are clammy
You: ah
You: we all have our moments.
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: 3?
You: 17
Stranger: omg
You: Three? I like to think my vocabulary gives a better impression that three.
You: *than three.
Stranger: horny?
You: I was, you managed to take care of that.
You: You know, by not being erotice
You: *erotic.
Stranger: you are crazy
You: It's omegle.
You: I don't know you.
You: I have nothing to win or lose by acting normal.
Stranger: yes
You: Yes as in?
Stranger: what is omegle
You: oh god
Stranger: a porn site
You: I don't think so.
Stranger: no
You: Is this a rebuke?
Stranger: no
You: It better not be.
Stranger: blablabla
Stranger: from
You: England.
Stranger: so you speaks very bitchy?
You: Bitchy?
You: Um, I wouldn't call it that.
You: But then, I am only around other British people. How would I know?
Stranger: okay
You: I have visited other countries, but they never said anything about..."bitchy".
Stranger: do you wanna be my boy friend?
You: I can see that working really well.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cirtur]

Next one, double posting because it is just too much fun.

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Stranger: hi
You: Fuck you
You: Sorry
You: are you gregg?
Stranger: what =DDD
You: It's just, this guy greg.
You: He's a dickhole.
Stranger: no i'm not greg =D
You: Oh good.
You: He broke my heart.
Stranger: really? :/
You: Who leaves a girl, full to bursting with semen, crying on a couch?
You: FUCKING GREG THAT'S WHO
Stranger: Oh i'm sorry
You: Thanks, and I mean that.
You: I'm just, working through some issues.
You: Maybe omegle isn't the best place.
Stranger: Maybe it isn't... You should speak to your friends
You: The thing is, greg pumped them full of sperm too.
Stranger: really? =/ are they pregnant?
Stranger: did he rape you
You: no
You: it wasn't his semen,
You: He invented a machine.
You: A rape machine.
You: For rape.
You: I mean, I laughed when he used it on his dog, but when he turned it on me.
You: It was horrible.
Stranger: Oh my god...
Stranger: was he your boyfriend?
You: Yes.
You: I know I should report him to the police...
You: But that smile.
You: I'd take him back.
Stranger: haven't you report to the police?
You: Well, it's such a hassle.
Stranger: I believe, but it could be good... sorry my bad english
You: Yes, well.
You: Oh look here he is now.
You: Byeeeeee
You have disconnected.

[LordRetard]

Cybering is a difficult art.