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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a dude
Stranger: same yay!
You: Alright!
Stranger: we are so awsome
You: It is like there are explosions in the background as we walk to the 7/11
You: FOR NO REASON
Stranger: XD lol i love that idea, that should be a real movie
You: I hear Bay is tired of Robots
Stranger: and zombies and FBI agents in helicopters, a flood and *continues adding stuff to the list*
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Stranger: =D
You: I have not been reported!
Stranger: iagree, why havent we got our boritoes yet?
You: BECAUSE NINJAS KIDNAPPED THEM.
Stranger: WHERES MY BORITOE?
Stranger: NUEEEEE!
You: ARE WE BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THEM?
Stranger: CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
Stranger: YE
Stranger: S
Stranger: DAM STRAIGHT, SLOW MO JUMPS WITH BULLETS AND SAMARIE SWORDS
You: Answers are so filled with awesome they won't fit in the same submission, that's what happened.
Stranger: exactly, filled with so much awsome it just overloaded
You: Vin Diesel can be our loveable sidekick.
Stranger: well, i think the following question is rather obviase, do u like cabbage soup?
You: I actually do not care much for cooked cabbage
You: Wrapped in banana leaves or grape leaves, maybe.
Stranger: excellent, we have come to the conclusion already, progress was made today, of that we can be sure
You: If only the rest of the human race would understand.
Stranger: yeah, a real pity, but if this is the way it must be we must fight this battle ourselves
You: Using guns counts as fighting ourselves, right?
You: Because I have a gun that shoots guns into other guns.
Stranger: guns dont kill ppl, ppl kill ppl, guns help the speed of which we acomplish that task
You: Definately.
You: Maybe build some guns that fire at the holder, then sneak them into the streets.
You: Problem solved
Stranger: lol, my plan = build the intire damn ship...out of guns
You: It won't sink because we'll be constantly FIRING those guns.
You: It'll end the shark menace too.
Stranger: exactly, jaws wont be anymore able to counter this then inspector gadget
You: Now, if they outfitted the shark from Jaws with the gear from inspector gadget, that would be humiliating.
Stranger: dont worry, heres a plan B for just that occasion, so, we recruit tones of badass fictional characters, and just as an opening teaser trailer, fly the melleniom falcon straight into the sun
You: As long as the raisin brand sun doesn't protect himself with two scoops.
Stranger: good point, i hereby declare u leader of finding a solution to that problem, dont dissapoint
Stranger: we NEED that plan
You: Do you think we could take the most awesome dude there is and give him the powers of ANOTHER DUDE?
Stranger: omg, genetic awsomeness? its been thought of but never taken to the extreem, are u saying we should attempt the full scale expermint
You: Like, we combine Rambo and Indiana Jones.
You: Two opposits of awesome which would encompass EVERYTHING
You: Unless they're the sequel versions
Stranger: this is madness, no, wait, its sparta, we CAN do it, we WILL do it
You: If only King Leonidas had a transformer!
You: Actually, Meet the spartans tried it, and it sucked.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: fail
Stranger: eppic variety
You: Maybe that movie would stop the Inspected Gadget Jaw Shark.
You: He'd just Go Go Gadget Kill Himself.
Stranger: mabey, itscertainly a possibilty...the risk would be high but the pay off (day dreaming of casino ownership)
You: If you can own a casino you're made.
You: Ocean's Eleven wouldn't be able to take you.
Stranger: money is the new war, besides the nuclier bombs
You: Eventually nukes will get so big that one will end kill everyone.
Stranger: haha, scientsist gone mad from the power
You: Go Go Gadget Nuklear Proliferation.
Stranger: go go gadget radiation age
You: Will everyone become The Hulk then?
Stranger: yes, and all cane toads will explode in a dominoe like affect
You: DEAR GOD NO!
You: Eh, we'll just mutate ourselves with roach genes.
Stranger: rad roach ppl yay
Stranger: do we get the wings?
You: Dear God I hope so.
You: We could live a weak with our heads cut off, just from starvation.
Stranger: we would be like those bug guys from star wars, except with less retarded looking guns
You: Without heads we'd still shoot better.
Stranger: lol, i have a terminal illness honey, oh god brian wat is it?...decapitation
You: I think that would cure brain cancer too.
Stranger: it would
Stranger: and we have the miracle of SCIENCE, we could be fed with tubes at the hospital, and so starvation wouldnt be a problem, hundres of ppl ashamed of thier head could cut them off on the spot
You: DO you think the heads could survive?
You: Could you like, keep both alive?
You: Run electricity through their body like a frog, make them dance.
Stranger: in jars perhaps or give them robotic legs
You: They'd just be a head, WATCHING.
Stranger: electricty out dear friend, wat we do without him...or her, i dunno
You: It's mother nature after all.
Stranger: yesh, and so the gender was discoverd yet never written down, and all records were lost in thr following nuclear apocalypse
You: You know what happens when a volcano erupts when it is raining?
You: It makes a huge lightning storm/explosion combo
You: The most awesome thing you'd see before dying.
Stranger: yup, i bet at least 5 ppl would take out camras just before death as a reflex action at seeing somthing so eppic
You: that would be cool
You: You could get live feed cameras set up all over the place
Stranger: capital idea, footage of the stuff going live
You: That would be awesome.
Stranger: ppl in awe around the world
You: Hell, satelites would do it! Google Earth.
Stranger: yeah they could, some satelites are good enough to read a mans newspaper over his shoulder on the street, so stuff like that would be awsome to see
You: There are sites dedicated to marking places people often do it, so I don't know why there are still professional porn stars.
Stranger: haha, thats just destroying the competition, genuine porn is now close to usless
You: Al Gore gave us the internet, and now it's used for porn and facebook. Maybe he isn't really trying at the global warming thing.
Stranger: hmm, seems he found better things to occupy his time *cough*
You: Furry Porn is what Al Gore lives for.
Stranger: oooh well that DOES give alot of info on his personalty heh heh
You: G2G