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I have this condition where I orgasm everytime I laugh. Friends never tell jokes around me.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Then they're not true friends.

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So instead of porn do you watch Monty Python or the IT Crowd or something?
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Apocalyptus wrote:So instead of porn do you watch Monty Python or the IT Crowd or something?
Or, you know, something funny?


JOKING!

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It's ok folks, he's joking! Crisis averted!
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Yes, or just listen to LI. He's so hilarious!
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Lethal Interjection wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:So instead of porn do you watch Monty Python or the IT Crowd or something?
Or, you know, something funny?


JOKING!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGh. Excuse me. I was cracking up.
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So if something arousing happens, does it make you laugh?
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Apocalyptus wrote:So if something arousing happens, does it make you laugh?
I'm guessing the opposite. Laughing orgasms.

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That sounds like a bad thing to do during sex.

Ironic*, because sex is sometimes referred to as the bad thing.


*Not really, readers. A better example of irony would be a town planner caught in a traffic jam on the way to a meeting for town planning . Excelsior!

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Cirtur wrote:That sounds like a bad thing to do during sex.

Ironic*, because sex is sometimes referred to as the bad thing.


*Not really, readers. A better example of irony would be a town planner caught in a traffic jam on the way to a meeting for town planning . Excelsior!
You misunderstand. I mean orgasming after/during a good laugh. Remove sex from the equation.

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I guess you're popular at the comedy club.

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Cirtur wrote:I guess you're popular at the comedy club.
You know, most people don't think to tip the janitor.

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That's because the floor is still covered in puke.

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Yeah he's not very good. He just moves the puke around and spits on it.

But I hear he knows equations!

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